Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 In the quest to make a deal seem even better than it really is, the world begat MeanAmazonBitches.com. It's mainly a spin-off of the much better MeanBitches.com, shares the same login, has most of the same faces, and adds a few of the corn-fed variety to justify a separate domain name. The tagline here is "Where voluptuous, round women smother helpless little wimps into submission!" What they don't tell you is that very few of the women here are round OR voluptuous, and that the "helpless little wimp" is usually YOU.
 The front page offers Slave Orders, Mean Scenes, Video Feeds, and The Amazons. Slave Orders is your video section, more or less. Here you get clips of women talking nasty to you and dropping F-bombs every other word, flipping you off, and playing charades where they order you to lick their feet and assholes and what-not. Mean Scenes are a dozen convoluted picture archives separated by "scenes," which makes navigating the images more of a chore than it's really worth. They're lower resolution than the ones in the Slave Orders section, and are organized poorly, requiring a lot more clicking and using the browser's Back button than you should need. The only other difference is these feature the women being mean to other guys you can actually see, whereas in the videos and their related pics, the women are being mean to you directly, and no one else.
 Video Feeds are what you would expect, streaming content from other sites of varying quality. Lastly, The Amazons is a sort-by-ho option, a directory of the Mistresses, if you will. There are only 11 so far, and even some of those are borrowed liberally from MeanBitches.com. The videos themselves range from nine MB to about 45MB, so you're not going to lose a lot of time or drive space by downloading them all and then deleting what you don't like. They all come in Windows Media format, and are split about half and half between 320x240 and 640x480, but you don't know which you're getting till you've downloaded it. Good thing they're quick to get.
 As I was watching, things started to seem a little ridiculous. I thought the whole reason to do BDSM was to feel intimidated and threatened. With the person of power hidden safely in the confines of your non-interactive computer screen, does that still work? The women here give it their best at keeping a straight face throughout, so kudos for that, but I'm not sure anyone outside the very serious target fetishists here are going to be interested. There's no sex, no physical action or interaction really of any kind.
 Still, it's pretty cheap and there's not much time lost digging through the archives. There's not a ton of stuff here, but the updates are coming on an almost daily basis, which is good. The site's apparently getting some notoriety on Playboy Radio, meaning they should stick around a while and add some insurance to your investment. Still, these women are less Beauty and more The Beast, not lithe and attractive in the traditional sense at all, so be aware before you hand over your credit card.
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