Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Like any entrepreneur worth their weight in pearl necklaces, Jenna Jameson is apparently not satisfied with her current success, and has now extended her queenly hand towards signing contracts with other up-and-coming actresses as part of her ClubJenna franchise. Here we have 27-year-old McKenzie Lee who (according to her bio) wears a size six shoe, has Jenna’s actual signature tattooed on her right ankle, doesn’t like any sport except horseback riding, likes really scary or Jim Carrey movies, was born in Leicester England, currently lives in Arizona, and is turned on by eyes. Members to the site are also granted full access to her one-sentence-per-day diary, can become one of her many MySpace friends, and read “sex news” that’s updated twice daily.
Typical of most porn-star self-promotional sites, there’s a pretty decent collection of McKenzie photos culled from various shoots, movie scenes, convention appearances, and award ceremonies (she was awarded Best Starlet at this year’s AVN). Her video collection, however, is surprisingly slim, with only two masturbation scenes and two movie trailers, while a collection of porn star masturbation/interview scenes contains more than five times that amount of footage. Even more space is allotted to photos of other A-list highly paid fornicating favorites including: Asia Carerra, Tabitha Stevens and Kendra Jade. Glamour and hardcore sections offer up glamour and spread-eagle shots of Devon, Cheyenne Silver and others. This isn’t necessarily a turn-off, but sort of a misleading case of false advertising towards fans jonesing comprehensive and definitive McKenzie Lee content.
The site takes an awkward turn in its streaming videos, which are provided by companies with seemingly no affiliation to McKenzie Lee who isn’t in any of it. Jill Kelly Productions' lengthy contributions include: The Best of Aurora Snow, Stocking Strippers Spanked 3, and The Little Whore that Could. Four different compilation DVD streams of varying genres provided courtesy of Vivid include: The Banned Collection, The Real Collection, and The Twentieth Anniversary Collection. And finally, 15 massive Hustler collections round the rest of what’s pretty much all that’s left to check out on here. None of this stuff is new and can be found at a multitude of other venues on the net.
Oh yeah, there’s also a live video chat link that once again contains bed-bound ladies who look bored and lick their lips, unless you pay them more membership money to stop. This is apparently standard practice on these types of sites, and probably the reason it’s called a “tease” to begin with, but we already knew that and it’s still always fun to converse with the scantily clad from the comfort of your computer chair.
Not to be completely dismissed, there is a lot of content to look at for the reasonably priced membership fee, or the three-day pass. McKenzie Lee is very easy on the eyes, and the casual viewer will definitely find something worth rubbing one out to, but again there’s no explanation as to why most of it has nothing to do with her. Maybe in Jenna’s next book, she’ll decide to include a chapter explaining all of this to us, or at least show some bush.
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