Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Forget any preamble to this review. MacandBumble.com is hands-down-your-pants, an ass-kicking site. With over 100,000 photos of some of the most beautiful women in the world, the world of adult entertainment, the world of modeling, and even the undiscovered planet of amateurs, you can pretend that you work for the most prestigious of men’s magazines as your pore over high-quality picture after high-quality picture, with maybe a bit of time in between to unburden your swollen balls. Most of the models here are easily recognizable to the average ogling observer, while the rest are more than worthy of being filed away someplace in your mental rolodex.
Separated in to 10 distinct categories, the site is very easy to navigate, with each section allowing you to search for a girl by name, thumbnail, or the type of work she does—its sheer volume is what might cause you to become a bit disoriented. Centerfolds from A-Z include: Aimee Sweet, Dita Von Teese, Aria Giovanni, and Victoria Zdrok. Erotic Film stars Chloe Jones, Sunny Leone, Taylor Hayes, and even Jenna, show off a bit more of the ole’ pink. Exclusive Bumble girls Victoria Fuller, Flower Edwards, Heather Christensen, and Brittney Wells all have really nice sets, and a slew of models from Brazil, the UK, the Czech Republic, and the Spanish island of Ibiza will titillate those with even more exotic tastes.
A separate “Features” section contains audition photo shoots of wannabe Bumble girls, Bumble girls pairing up to fondle each other’s pairs, Bumble girls behind the scenes and backstage, the search for the next Bumble girl convention snapshots, a voting for potential Bumble girls interactive option, in-depth interviews with a bunch of Bumble girls, downloadable desktop wallpapers of some of the most popular Bumble girls, and a large streaming video collection reminiscent of Playboy’s series of playmate films featuring none other than the Bumble girls themselves. “Bumble Buzz” offers an array of sex-related advice columns, editorials, and articles on topics ranging from penile exercises, to the drawbacks of not being able locate the g-spot, and even a guide to gratifying sex positions. There is also a Bumble store where you can buy Bumble merchandise, and Bumble auctions are held where members can bid on Bumble panties that supposedly smell like Bumble.
If you still have the stamina to step into the bonus section, you’ll find loads of syndicated content from the likes of Vivid and Mr. Skin, to numerous hard and softcore streaming video collections, video-on-demand links, live-cam and chat feeds that require further membership, and even an entirely separate section of model pic sets similar to the ones featured on the Bumblier part of the site. Something here is bound to give you a Bumble in your pants.
I’d say you’d have to be a Bumbling jerkoff to not at least check out one of MacandBumble.com’s three reasonably priced membership options. The site doesn’t contain any cum guzzling or scrotum juggling, but the solo glamour photo sets of each and every one of the beautiful models featured throughout this massive presentation are certainly something to Bumble about.
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