Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 Sometimes
these streaming sites, with their endless content from endless providers,
seek to target audiences that might not generally fall within their
demographic. Punks, for instance. Punk rock porn, you might ask?
Why certainly. Currently there’s a rash of what’s being called “alternaporn”
– Suicide Girls and That Strange Girl being the current popular
favorites, and my own weakness, Darkplay.net, going all out with a scene called "Punk Rock Gang Bang." So why
not, the megasite providers think – let’s capture that audience!
 Enter
LovePunk.com. The welcome page really says it all: a bunch of girls
assuming the usual positions to lure the user inside…with one big
difference. Their hair is – gasp – Crayola colored! My word, you
mean blue-haired girls fuck too? The truly hilarious part is that
the pictures look altered – some guy fooled around in Photoshop
for a while and made some blond porn star’s hair green.
As if that weren’t bad enough, when you get inside the members
area, you’ll find that there’s only one relevant feed – and not
even a video feed – called Punkettes. And what is this Punkettes,
pray tell? Is it tattooed and pierced, Mohawk-wearing hotties engaged
in subversive sensual acts? Well, no. It’s old standard porn pics
touched up to have multicolored hair. The photoset that cracked
me up the most? A standard schoolgirl scene: one starlet in a plaid
pleated skirt and knee-socks, the other wearing a stern headmistress
suit and glasses, her hair in a bun. Somebody took this photoset
and made the schoolgirl’s hair cherry red and the librarian’s hair
purple.
 Excuse
me?
Of course, this site leads one to all kinds of feeds of varying
quality and relevance, but if you believe this provider’s organization,
those who like multi-colored hair also enjoy hairy girls and ugly
girls – these feeds are at the top of the video and photo feeds
listed through this particular site. Oh-kay.
 Such
a shameless marketing attempt shouldn’t go unpunished, so I’ll say
it here: I’m sure this site offers a whole lot of lovely porn. But
don’t try to get me to look at it by promising me alternagirls.
Spend the marketing dollars building a real punk, goth, or fetish
site instead.
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