Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Things always seem a lot friendlier during any soon-to-be blowjob giver’s pre-game cross examination minutes before she takes a knee and starts slobbering the narrating cameraman’s tripod. After all, on a site like LoadMyMouth.com her piehole ends up way too full of frothy man-paste for her to communicate any other way than by full-mouthed mumblings and gluey giggles. Everybody always seems to be all smiles at the end of the scenes, which raises the possible questions: Is cum or money the better mood enhancer? Does having a stranger’s penis finally out of you leave you feeling empty but full of joy? Is plain old-fashioned 15 famous minutes all it's said to be and much more? Whether it's an act or not, all of the participating parties appear glad to be on set and sucking, so I guess asinine analyses and alliterations might be a little played at this juncture.
With the same modus operandi as any of the other unscripted blowjob-to-completion presentations, we’re given the impression that the willing participants answered an ad and scheduled an appointment to appear in a one-on-one head-giving session that culminates with a mouthful of freshly brewed load. Shot from “Brandon” the interviewer’s penis’ POV, members are offered 140+ Windows Media/QuickTime scenes starring plenty of young, pretty and eager rookies-in-training like Cassidy Blew, Jordan Fleiss, Malory Knoxxx, Patricia Petite, Kara Mynor and several other stand-out sweeties, besides a few familiar-named sex stars including: Courtney Cummz, Monica Sweetheart, Renee Pornero and Avy Lee Roth. Everybody exhibits her own unique suck-off style in a spirited attempt to put her stamp on the thick dick stuck all up in her grill piece.
Well-worded synopses offer brief previews to the action ensuing inside: “Cindy really knows how to make a great blowjob! She's also a real cum lover, taking it all in her mouth and gulping it with pleasure.” “Ria Lynn, a very nice college girl with nice natural tits, blows Brandon and drinks all the sperm she can extract from his big juicy cock.” Each clip runs between 5-10 minutes, with some of the ladies sticking around a little longer to serve up a warm piece of puss.
The screen-cap photo galleries of the blowers are a decently stirred mix of fuzzy and sharp shots taken directly from the videos, and include plenty of close-ups of the gals rolling the oyster-like loads over their tongues and licking their lips. The truth of the smatter is that there isn’t much of anything here we haven’t witnessed on any other semen-wallowing and swallowing-specific sites many times over, but the in-your-face creamy finish devotee won’t bubble over with disappointment after seeing the simple-to-navigate layout and reasonable amount of cock-tempting competitors.
The site’s redundancy is also redeemed by the fact that its part of the daily-updated “Porn Star Network,” where you’re given almost carte blanche to roam around other orally fixated presentations including: PetersCumShots.com (another salute to Peter North’s everlasting gobslopper), CoverMyFace.com, SpermCocktail.com, SwallowMePov.com, BangMeBoys.com, and loads of other genre-focused material.
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