Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Alright, so every website you step into, looking to rub-it-out to, doesn’t necessarily have to have balls-to-the-walls, cum-dripping-from-the-walls, every-possible-hole-filled, or big and little head-numbing action going on. But let’s not lose sight of why you embarked on such an adventure to begin with. If you purchase a monthly membership, shouldn’t you be served a product that attempts to titillate, and has some semblance of an adult-entertainment experience, rather than some random girl’s personal promo page, filled with her uninteresting daily doings, and stingy attempts at exhibitionism? I don’t mean to get overly emotional here, but you deserve not only better, you deserve the truth!
 We’ve all seen many an enterprising entreporneur come and blow, but young Leia here elicits the creation of a new class--the entreboreneur. In each of the few hundred uninspired and unoriginal pics, Leia can be found both fully clothed and fully naked, but with her covering up the parts you’re paying to see, with any object she obviously found lying around before shooting these shots.
 In “Corn Field,” she pulls down her shorts and lifts up her shirt to show off her bra in panties in an empty field. Now, if she already harvested all the corn by herself, or managed to use it to solve the ethanol production situation, hooray for her. Stripping out of her schoolgirl uniform after “accidentally” spilling a bottle of water on it, or standing under an umbrella in the rain with her pants down and ass out, are just some of the creative concoctions Leia has whipped up here. In “Buck Off,” she lies in the middle of a road with her pants down yet again, and in other sets, she writes a couple of lines explaining what she is doing inside, as if we couldn’t already see that she’s licking a lollipop, drinking milk from the container, playing with ice cubes, taking a bath in a bikini, rolling around in her panty collection ala XXXPantySniff.com, or in the most offensive display of all, walking around a parking lot with a heavy winter coat and jeans on. The only way you can tell that her right nipple is pierced is through a few see-through or wet shirts she wears. All of these pics, however, are good quality, clear, and colorful.
 With the fact that all the captions come across as self-affirming daily blog posts, in which she tells us how hot she is, how great her outfit is, or how dirty she can get, it’s anticlimactic to look at the video section, which not surprisingly, contains the same exact material. Do we really care to watch Leia walking around Wal-Mart, dancing around with Band-Aids over her nipples, and bringing the rest of picture galleries to life? Most of the these didn’t even stream or download correctly, but you’ll be relieved to know that with even more of the same self-absorbed narratives, Leia tells us what we’re about to watch, even if we can’t get the things to work.
 There is apparently a chatroom where Leia appears at some undisclosed time, an archive containing videos of these appearances, computer wallpapers to right-click, links to samples of her “friends” similar sites, and a store where for $15 apiece, you can buy zipped-up photo sets of her in which she looks like she’s actually naked. I guess the standard-priced membership fee isn’t enough for her to show you how much Leia really loves you.
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