Site: www.kungfuwhores.com Cost: 1 Month: $29.5 (recurring), 3 Months: $59.95 Genres:: Asian, Anal, Blowjobs, Double Penetration, Foreign Condoms: No One-line summary: Without high flying, physics-defying kicks, these Asian chicks rely on other ancient arts to subdue their hard and horny opponents. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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Disappointed that KungFuWhores.com is not a site crammed with any out-of-sync voice dubbing, high flying, physics-defying kicks, or severely outnumbered chicks kicking armies of ass in the tradition of Deadly China Doll or The Five Deadly Venoms, I resigned myself to the fact that the jewel of PervNetwork.com’s tribute to Far East nookie is yet another hardcore Asian presentation with enthusiastic young harlots hailing from Oriental destinations.

With a menu of similar-looking, yet uniquely skilled models (updates are consistent), members can kick things off with the high-quality digital pic galleries that highlight these students as they practice not only the ancient art of fellating, but wielding pairs of penises as if they were Nunchucks; getting speared DP-style (rather than the legendary and feared Tiger, Dragon, White Crane, Wing Chun, Praying Mantis, or Monkey styles)by two fleshy broadswords at once; and facing off with numerous male and several female opponents in boner-swallowing battles and cock-mounting conflicts.

The pace slows down slightly, as you charge headfirst or employ ninja stealth towards unfolding each video contribution. Viewable in multiple formats for multiple speeds, each takes a frustrating few minutes to download. If you don’t use this time for transcendental meditation or whipping up a quick stir fry, you can read the short praise-filled blurbs regarding our hosts' experiences with each lady. Stand-outs include: Kammy, whose “Kung Fu grip is responsible for more happy endings than Disney;” pretty, pierced Destiny; Kaiya, the Japanese “jizz sponge who’s soaked up more sperm than Courtney Love’s panty Drawer;” tattooed Tiani; and Mya, whose “tight little pussy is hotter than wasabi.”

Once complete, each 25+ minute scene is your basic one-on-one gonzo content contest with the girls giving and taking it like champs. The accent-peppered English of each model as she introduces herself to us and dirty talks her male counterpart is truly endearing. Everyone is warm, friendly and full of smiles, whether her ass is filled to the brim or her face is sprinkled with boy-sauce. Bonus content includes access to such PervNetwork affiliated sites as: SheGapes.com, GoobleMyGoo.com, MommyLovesCock.com, MilkMyCock.com, YankMyCrank.com, StripClubExposed.com, and a fistful of other interesting hardcore endeavors.

While the ladies of KungFuWhores.com are sexy, eager, passionate and skilled at the sex styles they employ on their hard and horny opponents, I couldn’t decode any connection between these lusty Asian babes and Kung Fu, other than the fact that porn and martial arts flicks often shared theater marquee space once-upon-a-sticky-time in Times Square and an Internet-free world where cinematic visions of kicking ass or licking it, always made for an entertaining afternoon.