Site: www.joonmali.com Cost: $27.99/1 Month-Monthly Membership, recurring Genres:: Models, Softcore Condoms: N/A One-line summary: Good for fans of the Thai softcore niche; others may be left wanting. Reviewer: Mark Buckingham

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Maybe Joon Mali is an acquired taste. Maybe she really works best for fans of her sub-sub-genre (Thai and 18). What I do know is that nothing at JoonMali.com will shock your socks off. From feeling herself up over the clothes to starting and ending with her clothes never leaving her body, you have to wonder if the girl is a virgin. If not for the couple of shower or bath scenes, it'd be rated PG-13. Joon is a simple girl who wants to wiggle her butt for you on the Internet. She does have a nice patoot, and she can work it when she wants to. But if you're a 'net porn veteran, her antics will seem positively juvenile, and without as much of the innocent charm to back it up as you might find somewhere like TeenTopanga.com.

It could be there if we got to hear her talk. You get some of the Joon perspective through her blog/diary and About Me pages. Once the video starts rolling, she dances (there's background drum-and-bass, but it's not usually what she's dancing to) and touches herself over the clothes, and before you know it, we're done! Most videos only run five or six minutes, meaning they download quickly and don't take up much hard drive space. They just left me wanting more. Then we come to her "Under Arrest" video, where another Asian woman comes in with a gun and handcuffs (shown in the photos section) and then they roll around in the bed for a few minutes (shown in the video section) annnnd…cut. Joon spends most of her time sniffing the other girl's ass. Not licking or biting or eating it out. Just awkwardly hovering there. The other girl even looks back at her with an expression of "What are you waiting for?"

The site layout itself is neat and organized. No banners or ads to clutter the landscape, though the only two "special" extra sites link to others you have to pay more for. Videos and photos have their own sections, and link back and forth since each scene has both a video and photo gallery to go with it. It's kind of nice getting to see the pictorial via thumbnails and then watch her move in the same outfits and surroundings. Some of the videos had some unexplainable choppiness, though.

The site claims to have downloadable zip files of high-res versions of the image galleries, but I sure couldn't find them. On top of that, you only have access to them after being a member of the site for 30 days or more. My countdown said "0 days remaining" and still no links to said archives appeared. Joon has a few extras for you like wallpapers of her, sized to fit just about any desktop. There are some games like Sextris and Mahjong customized to feature our lady Joon. She even made up mock magazine covers, highlighting some of the recent site additions as if it were a periodical rather than a website. Screensavers of Joon are in the works, too.

It's a decent site if you know and accept what you're getting. Joon is cute and has a nice body; she just doesn't show it off often enough. Skimpy versions of Sailor Moon or French maid outfits are a nice place to start, but as the scene fades out, not a stitch is disheveled. She's sort of like the naughty girl that isn't. It is what it is, and as a starter site to those new to porn or who don't want anything too shocking, give it a whirl. The free tour gives you a pretty good idea what to expect.