Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 When I first saw the URL for JennasWish.com, I thought it read "Jenna Swish," as in she takes a mouthful from a guy and practices good oral hygiene with it before swallowing. Nothing could be further from the truth. Maybe I'm getting jaded. So, what does the actual URL mean? I'm not sure. I guess Jenna's wish is to show her tits on the Internet on a site that is less risqué than some MySpace pages I've seen. There's certainly no X-rated content, and often it's barely pushing PG-13. Sound fun? Not really.
 I believe in giving credit where it's due, so here are the site's strengths. The photos are nice and big, usually 1000+ resolution on a side. She's got some nice little titties, a great body, and a neat and tidy pussy, which makes it a shame she shows it so rarely in pics, and never in video. There are lots of bonus links, usually on every page, giving you more for your money, but several of these just links to other sites you have to spend more money to get anything from. She also adds new content pretty regularly, usually every couple of days.
 You may notice I didn't describe any of the actual content up there with the positives of the site. That's because, though I feel this chick has potential down the road, she really needs to work on her craft and study up if she wants to compete in this biz. For instance, she's got the sexual presence and mindset of a third grader on a playground. She never "connects" with the viewer, never acts like she's trying to seduce you or be seduced, hell she rarely even touches her genitalia, let alone get herself off.
In addition, the presentation needs work. Calling it "Jenna's Hot Shower 2" when all she does is stand in the bathroom (not even the bathtub) and rub her tits—not even with baby oil or anything!—is misleading. In the previous entry in that "series," she gets in the bathtub, fully dressed, and sprays herself with water non-erotically for about five minutes before we cut to black. From there, you can move on to other exciting clips like "Jenna doing her laundry fully dressed" and "Jenna standing in a field fully dressed" or maybe "Jenna standing on the side of the road fully dressed."
 I thought maybe we were getting somewhere with Jenna's "Erotic Dance" clip. Jamie Lee Curtis' dance in True Lies blows away Jenna's spastic teenybopper twitch-fest. It's not really "seductive" or erotic at all. It's almost embarrassing in its immaturity. C'mon, the best dance track you could get was by the New Kids on the Block?
 The only remotely hot thing she did was this popcorn-tossing strip-off thing with her friend Karen, but when they finally start getting down to their skivvies, they cover themselves up with pillows! And, it doesn't even devolve into a girly pillow fight or anything. Plus, the rules change halfway through the game mysteriously, going from "you miss, you strip" to "I get one in your mouth, you strip." Finally, just when Karen's about to drop her panties and show us the goods, the video ends. BORING.
It's not a bad site, per se. Everything's high-res, well organized, and could be good if they had a better clue what they were doing. It's non-titillating amateur hour stuff that might achieve a worthwhile status someday if the featured starlet gets a little more daring and competent at this sort of thing.
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