Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Brand me a cynical and pessimistic wet blanket, but the gimmicky idea of hypnotizing women in attempts to order them to hump imaginary friends and put their hands down their panties, isn’t really that interesting to see on a site—in person is another story. HypnoGirls.com is a sizeable collection of solo gals aboard a couch, while the off-camera “Count Spankula” works his hoodoo. “Ever since I was a young pervert, I dreamt of being able to hypnotize girls and control them through erotic hypnosis,” he claims during his introduction. “After a while, I thought about videotaping what I was doing to these girls, and now I decided to put my private collection on the Web for you to see. I know that you will enjoy it or you wouldn't be a man.” Well, if you want to go by the Count’s standards, I’m not a man.
 The large selection of test subjects is sectioned into easily accessible photo galleries of their respective hypno sessions, which happen to include a few well-known names who decided to volunteer for this experiment. Ariel X, Amber Peach, Katie Gold and a few others who you’d know if you saw them, each appear in clear digital thumbnails that capture them lying on a couch in an allegedly hypnotic state that looks more like a study of girls tossing and turning during naps on an uncomfortable couch. As we progress, everyone eventually ends up naked, does some more rolling around on the couch and floor, masturbates, makes weird faces, performs some sex acts with a pretend partner and goes back to sleep. There's nothing overly thrilling here, but if you’re one who's easily hypnotized by chicks stripping down and looking more like they’re drunk than actually under the influence of magic powers, a Mecka-Lecka-Hi-Mecka-Hiney-Ho to you.
 The matching video clip collections are an average length of 10 long minutes each, and some of the newer scenes are arranged by the specific scenarios that Spankula commands the girls to perform while in their trances. In one example, he convinces Cali Flower that he’s Michael J. Fox and that she’s his biggest fan, to unconvincing effect—especially when she slips up and refers to his friend “Boner” from Family Ties who was actually a character on Growing Pains. During a session with Daisy Rock, he instructs her to assume the doggy position while a surprisingly absent Ali G bangs her from behind. Sasha Baron Cohen would likely find it amusing that an invisible version of one of his alter egos gives this girl an intense schtupping to orgasm that she’s also probably faking.
 It obviously becomes a case of whether you choose to believe the content carried here to be staged or not. While there are many valid defenses and uses for hypnotism, I don’t see this as one of them. Though, I could very well be wrong, and the material does manage to come across as funny for at least a few minutes. As far as an arousing site though, HypnoGirls.com doesn’t cast that particularly strong of a spell. But, that too remains in the eye of the beholder and credit card holder.
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