Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 HousewifeKelly.com follows the exploits of a horny gal who wants to invite strangers into her bedroom from around the Internet in voyeuristic fashion. Whether one on one, threesomes or flat-out orgies, she's never shy and seldom disappoints. As a young, frisky blonde with amazing tits, hoop earrings, and an extra-point tattoo on her ass, she strikes me as more of a matrimonial girl gone wild than the usual "bored housewives" you'd encounter in this subgenre, but that doesn't make her any less fun to watch. Most flicks are set in hotel/motel rooms or around the house, while a few more adventurous romps take you places like the middle of the forest for a glimpse of what a "romantic encounter" probably consisted of in the same locale a couple thousand years ago, trendy fashions notwithstanding.
 The initial preview page on the site gives you a bevy of sample trailers, and oddly has the exact same format once you log in, just with links to the real deal. At first, I had to double-take to make sure I had actually logged in. There's almost no difference in the layout. That said, it's perfectly functional, giving you links to the full video on the left, often in low or high qualities (some only available in one size). The newer stuff is all 640x480, with occasional instances of 720x480, and the older scenes being down in the 320x240 range. With about 8GB worth of video on the site right now across 90 or so videos, you could download everything and burn it to dual-layer DVD for safekeeping. Things are kept current and more is on the way, too, if the dates on the content are any indication. Download speeds buried the needle as well, able to push through the bulk of the site's content in a matter of hours.
 The photos on the site serve as preview material only. They're taken straight from the videos in even intervals and highlight some of the juicier scenes. However, with just four per video, pic collectors likely won't get much out of it. Also, for some reason, some of the images are in jpg format and some are in bmp. Not a big deal or anything, though bmp files are bigger and a smidge slower to load. The sizes vary greatly as well, some being barely bigger than the thumbnail while others extend off the screen in all directions.
 The videos themselves sport a fair distribution between POV and third-person views, with a few getting fairly blurry or low-res with low lighting. By and large, they stick to the standards: cowgirl, oral, blowjobs, missionary, doggy style, and the like. Nothing too freaky, no BDSM, but they don't play up the "housewife" theme too much either. No French maid outfits, no setup story or elaborate sets. These aren't necessarily bad things, more "FYI" than anything else. Know what you're getting into here. They're good at what they do; there's just not a huge amount of variety between the few guys and few girls they swap in and out interchangeably.
 Beyond the base content, there are nine bonus sites of more streaming-only additional content of varied themes. RonsAssociate.com, TeenSlutsNeedCash.com, GirlsRecruitGirls.com, BangingSexMachines.com, GiantDicksTinyChicks.com, and more await you should our Kelly girl start to get too familiar for your tastes. The pricing is competitive and rewards you for staying true to the girl, though a cheap trial would be a welcome addition. I had a good time with Kelly and her friends overall. The updates are regular and appear to be coming steadily down the pike. Not quite perfection due to some aspects that may limit broad appeal (homemade feel, some grainy videos, limited pics), but that's nowhere near enough to bring it down. Downloads are fast, the design and functionality are well done, and once you've seen everything the lovely Kelly has to offer, there's still plenty more to do at the bonus sites.
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