Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 In a roundabout attempt to cash in on the horny husbands of wives addicted to such mainstream, commercial and censored erotic weekly soap operas like Desperate Housewives, Housewife1on1.com is a fantasy-based site that includes a cast of characters of its own, who just happen to be much more willing to offer a titty-fuck or take a load on the chin, than the likes of high-profile gossip whores Terri Hatcher and Marcia Cross. Although what these two do out of character might be debatable.
 Featuring 52 recognizable women, the site is your basic generic combination of photo galleries and exclusive videos. The ladies here all prefer to be referred to as “Mrs.” The majority of them can be considered part of the 30-and-over crowd, but none appear ready to retire and suck dick while collecting social security. The younger ladies here are a grab bag of hotness with some real standout sexpots.
 Each of the screencap photo collections is headed by a brief fantasy-scribed scenario that sets the scene. Inside, the art of storytelling by pictures is utilized, taking us from fully clothed to the revelation of many big and fake and sometimes over-inflated tits, the get-to-know-my-poon shots, and the culmination of your standard suck and fuck, with the “husband” who conveniently enters the scene as if he was standing just off camera getting himself hard and waiting for his cue to come in and come on his “wife’s” face. Whether it’s Angelica Sin convincing her man to take her on vacation, Monica Sweetheart attempting to get her boyfriend to marry her, Monica Mayhem basking in the heat of her barbecue and her guy’s special sauce, or standouts Penny Flame having a final romp with her soon-to-be ex-husband, and Kylee King negotiating with the TV repairman by sucking his cable, each set includes enough pics for you to able to get the gist and jizz of the story.
 The video vignettes are your typical photo-sets-in-motion routine and have to be downloaded via Windows Media Player or QuickTime, either in their entirety or by you choosing from one of the five five-minute clips each is separated into. This can either take a few seconds or a few minutes depending on your connection, of course. The quality of each isn’t DVD, but all are more than watchable, as we are taken into the mouths, vags and puckered starfishes of these women from a penal point-of-view. If you have a really good imagination and no plans for the evening, you can pretend that the penis on the screen is actually yours!
 Extra Credit goes to this otherwise not terribly groundbreaking site, as your membership grants you access to the three similarly themed presentations: AssMasterpiece.com, DiaryofaMILF.com, and NeighborAffair.com. Further reconnoitering led me to discover, that depending on your membership, you can also check out: My Friend’s Hot Mom, My First Sex Teacher, Naughty Bookworms, SoCal Coeds, and six more sites including my favorite of the bunch—My Sister’s Hot Friend. This site features some really hot younger ladies including Taryn Thomas, Harmony, Aurora Snow, Sophie Dee and Jamie Huxley, getting hardcore with the “brothers” of their best friends.
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