Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 For a "hentai" site, this has surprisingly little Japanese content. I can cover the actual hentai here in less than one paragraph. For one, it's all pics, no video. For another, it largely consists of Dragonballs slapping up against Sailor Moons. You've seen these faces before, probably on Cartoon Network. After a while, it gets boring looking at fan-made watercolors of actual cartoon characters engaging in the most unlikely crossover since G.I. Joe vs. The Transformers.
 Luckily, there are enough other things here to hold things together, many of them not animated in any sense other than requiring Windows Media Player to view them. Problem is, they aren't really logically connected. I spent more time outside of HentaiXXXSex.com than within it. CashStrappedTeens.com and Britney's Dreams leap to mind. At least Britney was animated.
The initial site preview is worthless. There are no sample pics or videos, and clicking on anything will take you to the sign-up page. Once inside, prepare to be bombarded with imitation fan created sex pics and a metric ton of Flash animations. Flash sounded a bit dull at first, but proved to be more engaging than some of the other stuff. Two in particular caught my attention: 3|Way and the aforementioned Britney's Dreams. 3|Way is an unusual series of episodic quests of three girls who will either fuck or shoot their way out of any given Mission Impossible scenario. The best part is that you get to pick which they do. Usually two or three times per episode, you get to make a choice on how the situation unfolds. There's some good humor here, and the branching paths offer some replay ability to the videos you wouldn't likely get out of standard porn clips. Britney's Dreams is rather simple, but the art style was great. You play with Britney, telling her what to do, be it playing Barbie dress-up (or going au naturale) and watching her show off her clothes to you, or telling her how to ride that cock (rocking motion, grabbing the balls, quick thrusts, etc). It's just fun, and oddly arousing.
 One of the most fun things for me about animated porn is the complete lack of limitations. Girls never ever gag on a cock. In fact, it can be taken deeper than her head has space for. I kept waiting to see the dick emerge with brain matter on it. Nah, these chicks don't have to play by the rules of reality.
 The asking price for this site is a bit steep ($40/month), and the layout of the site could use some polish (lots of links and thumbnails are small, lack organization, and just look jumbled). Scrollbars within scrollbars within scrollbars a good site design to not make. Still, some of the animation that is here is entertaining and got my pulse up a few notches, and the external sites have some good stuff on them (a live web cam chat that actually works on the first click? Believe it)! Clips remain short and quick to stream or download, making it a straightforward route to getting your rocks off. ust don't be fooled by the domain name. The hentai here was an afterthought, no matter how much they plaster it front and center.
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