Site: www.gushingcunts.com Cost: $4.87/3 day trial, $39.67/month Genres:: Female Ejaculation Condoms: N/A One-line summary: Don’t blink or you might miss the gushing. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

When I see a site name like GushingCunts.com, I expect, before long, to be ankle-deep in sweet female spooge. I want puddles of the stuff lapping between my virtual toes. I want juice, dammit!

Sadly, I’ve thus far been unable to find a female ejaculation site that satisfies. DrippySlits.com comes closest, with many galleries and videos, even if the music is cheesy and the technical difficulties rampant at times. But at least there the content exists.

This site gives you access to all kinds of feeds. Let’s enumerate them, shall we? The top three photo feeds: Blonde Ambition, Corporate Hotties, and Dane Gallery. The top three live feeds: Blonde Camz, Euro Girls, and Love Sexxxy. The top three video feeds: Dripping Wet, Gushing Cunts, and Knocked Up Nymphos.

Ohhhhkay. So blondes and European chicks are popular here at GushingCunts.com. What they have to do with anything remains to be seen. Predictably, at least, Dripping Wet and Gushing Cunts are female ejaculation feeds. So I move from the front page, where all of the top feeds are listed, and go to the toolbar across the top. (I’m used to this megasite game by now.) Click “Videos.” What appears again, but Dripping Wet and Gushing Cunts. That’s it. No other video feeds related to the site’s theme. So I go to the photo galleries. Nothing. That’s right: no, count ‘em, zero, feeds related to female ejaculation. The entire site is a front built around two video feeds – oh, and did I mention that neither of them works on my Mac? I’m sure it’s lovely content that streams – hopefully in more ways than one – on a Windows machine, or something with a mysterious plug-in that I, Mistress Porn Reviewer, for some reason do not have. But I can’t see ‘em. Nope.

This site has so little content relevant to the theme that I had trouble finding enough pictures to accompany this review – they’re screencaps from one of the non-working feeds. Hey, if you click the slideshow buttons fast enough, it’s almost like watching a flip-book.

But for forty bucks a month? Oh honey, I don’t think so.