Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 This site could be mistaken for Anatomy 101: The Vagina, except those old anatomy films were always boring. Not so here. I thought Angel Dark was gonna arrest me, considering the size of the nightstick she was carrying. Then she put it to ANOTHER good use. Or two. GiveMePink.com celebrates all the pink parts of the female body: the lips, the ass, the vag and even nipples. It starts off as self-exploration and masturbation, but by the end it seems like more of an endurance test. It's like these ladies are dying to know just how MUCH they can fit up in themselves. They seem to enjoy it all quite a bit, so who am I to argue?
 Some of those lucky dildos get the grand tour, too. They might swing by the vag for a little lube then take a peek inside her butt, right before a pit stop in her mouth where she cleans it off and preps it for some more penetration with a load of spit. It's for health reasons, I'm sure. Then what's this? A cucumber? The FDA does recommend several servings of vegetables per day, taken internally. They never did specify through which orifice, though, did they? These girls get imaginative. But again, a balanced diet is important to one's overall well-being. Ooh, what have we here? Crotchless, frilly panties. Will she even need to take these off to have fun? Apparently so! But not before flossing her fanny with that g-string, and oh what a hinder she's got.
 All the sites in this network (AssTraffic.com, GiveMePink.com, InTheVip.com, AllInternal.com) have the Internet delivery system nailed. All you have to do is right-click, save target as, and every video (as a whole or in sections) is yours. Want pics? Same deal, and you can get whole archives at a time in Zip file format; makes collecting their stuff a breeze, and I can't say enough good things about this open approach. Seems genuinely designed with ease of use and the customer's satisfaction in mind.
 Oh my, she did NOT just put that strawberry where I think she did! Then she ate it. What comes from the body shall return to it, I suppose. But damn if she didn't look good doing it. There's that cucumber again! Now a banana? And a big, fat carrot! I really appreciate it when a girl tries to get her share of fruits and veggies. Then champagne to wash it down…but what to do with the bottle? Use your imagination. She did.
 I suppose a few of the extreme close-ups may turn off some viewers, but they make it all so enjoyable here that I didn't mind getting my nose wet. Even sports fans will find something to love. Bet your girlfriend never did THAT with a baseball bat. Foods, strap-ons, butt plugs with pony tails and anything else even remotely phallic you can imagine is all here and ready to go into one hole or another. It may be more fun than educational, but now I at least understand how the cu-CUM-ber got its name!
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