Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 Well you certainly don't have to sneak into any of these rear entries. These chicks can hold their assholes open so wide you can almost see her teeth. And what're two or three horny guys to do with a hole like that? Fuck it, of course. GapingAngels.com is a collection of odds and ends that all at some point or another fixate on the wide-open poop chute of several hot whores. It doesn't take much warming up to get them there, either. Usually a couple solid minutes of log-jammin' and she's ready to show the world her stink-eye in all its glory.
 First some good news. You can download and keep just about anything you see. They don't screw around with lots of external links to stuff that may or may not work. If you see it, you can keep it. Everything looks good, is well shot, has solid screwing action, and doesn't have anything too off-putting in the audio department. Videos come in either Windows Media full-scene longer flicks or QuickTime versions of it broken into 10 or 15 clips. The QT format ends up being bigger if you download all the clips, so unless you're really just after one tiny part of the whole thing, the Windows Media version is the way to go. The problem here is, many of the videos don't have the "get the full video here" option. Instead, it's listed as "coming soon." Kind of a disappointment.
 The other good news is that buying admission to this site also gets you into BlackPipeLayers.com, Buttman.com, ChristophsBigNaturalTits.com, Euro-Angels.com, JonniDarkkoXXX.com, JulesJordan.com, RoccoSiffredi.com, and SpermSwallowers.com, each of which features its own particular draw, but generally maintain the same layout throughout.
Consistency is good, but the way things are laid out here is kind of odd. There are a couple dozen screenshot thumbnails all packed together, leading you to believe that clicking them will show you a bigger version of that image. Wrong. They all lead to the same page where you simply get the video, and why they went to all the effort to make an individual link for each pic instead of just one big flat collage serving as a link is beyond me. It would be less misleading. Thus, the site essentially has no pics other than those tiny thumbnails.
There are a few broken or incomplete links on the site as well, keeping you from getting that which you seek. Also, a few files just suddenly said they were finished downloading but only gave me about two-thirds of the file, making it play improperly and crash whatever media player I was using. I don't know if this was a network glitch or what. But none of this is the worst offender.
 After spending a few hours nosing around the site, approximating what I'd expect any typical user to do, the whole site shut down on me and dumped me to a security warning screen. Here, I was given the following message (part of a much longer one), with no prior warning or indication that there was any kind of download cap: Your account can also be blocked if you use a site leech/site sucker/download accelerator/mirroring tool to download big chunks of the website. This causes a great deal of stress on the servers and network, in addition to much higher bandwidth costs. You may have to disable this software when visiting the website.
 That would be fine if I were using any such programs, but I was not. I was behaving like Joe Blow user and had my account suspended completely, requesting that I send my name, email address, and home phone number to this third-party security company so they could review my account and see if I should be allowed access again. This is pretty heinous for something someone is paying access for. The upside of it is that the next day my account was back in working order like nothing had ever happened. Still, I was perturbed. Tell me you're imposing a download cap up front and I won't mind so much.
So all's not perfect over here at GapingAngels.com, but if you—like Randal from Clerks—want to see a woman's kidneys from the inside, head on over and give it a look. Just pace yourself and keep your eyes peeled for any dud links.
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