Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 I've heard of revenge schemes before: The jilted girlfriend who goes on a carnal rampage, tearing from one guy to another in jealous, melodramatic rage, capturing every moment on home video and then mailing it to the guy who ditched/cheated on her. Odds are he doesn't care, but she feels better, which in that case is probably all that matters. However, Mel of FuckYouPaul.com takes a slightly different approach. I'm not sure how videos of her on the Internet taking her clothes off in exotic locales, often with her hot friend Rain in tow, is actually making anyone jealous, but regardless it makes for a hell of a show for anyone who subscribes and boasts perhaps the most perfect pair of tits I've ever seen.
 If you've been slaving away in Photoshop trying to digitally erase Jessica Alba's skivvies from The Fantastic Four, save yourself the trouble and come give Mel a look-see. She's got a similar look and build to her, near as I can tell, funky spiky punk-rock quasi-goth mohawk hairstyle notwithstanding. If you can look past that, get ready for a body that bangs like a drum, a snatch as bald as the day she was born, and an ass you could eat breakfast off of. And, did I mention those tits? My god, build me a house right between them and color me retired.
 You've got 17 videos so far to ogle, available up to 1280x720 resolution. The site claims up to 1920px, though they don't actually exist; the link just goes to another copy of the 1280x720 version; hopefully, they'll fix that soon but the 1280px was more than enough for me. A smaller 800px version is available, too, for anyone on a bandwidth budget. You can stream or download, no DRM in evidence, and MP4 versions are available for those who want to drool on the go, via iPod or PSP. Her photos also come in three very respectable formats, from 800px to 1280px, all the way up to 3000px, the biggest of which will stretch off all but the biggest of monitors. You can view them as interactive slideshows, standard galleries, or downloadable zips, and not only is the throughput on downloads abundant (over 800kbps), but everything also has a snazzy kinda high-tech gloss on it, with popup menus, transparent overlays, and other showy Web effects.
 Videos run anywhere from about three to seven minutes, 90MB to 220MB in size. The determined surfer can get to and see just about everything on the site in a day or two, with future updates dated and detailed through the end of the year. It's a good time to jump onboard. There were one or two mislinked files, but it amounts to one version of a file there are at least two other versions of that work just fine. Also bear in mind that this is NOT a porn site, strictly speaking. It's about a girl getting naked and showing her body off for you in an array of different settings, from a rural field where she douses her body in milk, to beach frolicking, to a nude bathing beauty, to a car wash that turns into a wet t-shirt show between Mel and Rain that eventually leads to the hot tub. But again, it's purely platonic tomfoolery between them, so don't come looking for hardcore lesbian action. Maybe that'll come later, who knows, but that's not what the site is about now. What it does, it does amazingly well. Just don't mistake it for something it's not.
 The production value on everything is top-notch, from the camerawork to the instrumental music selections each video is set to. The two girls in attendance are simply to die for, and they've buddied up on sharing site logins as well. Paying for either FuckYouPaul.com or CuteRain.com gets you access to the other as well. The bonus site header is "Girlfriends" plural, so here's hoping they party up with some new chicks in the near future and heat things up even more.
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