Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
I don't know why some of us Westerners crush so easily on Asian girls, but I admit I'm one of them. However, FuckThatAsian.com earns its merits regardless of any personal interest in the subject matter through solid quality, quantity and variety.
This site is obviously still growing, but it's off to a great start. The 16 videos here dedicated to trysts with Asian women are well-shot, edited and cast. Whether they're already famous (Charmane Star, anyone?) or just starting out, these girls give their all to whomever they're locking legs with. If the beautiful bodies aren't enough for you, the outfits take the cake, ranging from fishnets to thigh-high stockings and short skirts to spiked heels. And, it wouldn't be complete without the full-on schoolgirl outfit. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
Upsides to the video section are that you can download and keep whatever you find, and in different file sizes and qualities for those on a bandwidth budget. No licenses to renew, no streaming, just click, save and play till your heart's content. The only minor quibbles are that the 16 videos present can be blown through in a couple of hours, and that downloads are limited to two concurrently, regardless of your bandwidth. Still, they're worth every second.
The pics section sports screen caps taken straight from the videos but lack any blurring or artifacts common to this format. They're nice to look at and get you warmed up quite well while the videos themselves are downloading. There are typically at least 50 pics per set, giving you a pretty good idea of what all to expect when you fire up the full motion video.
There are abundant other joys to behold at FuckThatAsian.com as well. First, there are a ton of bonus sites accessed with the same login (PeterNorth.com, BangMeBoys.com, OnlyDP.com, GirlyGangBang.com, CherryPotter.com, KellySummer.com, BustyChristy.com, SweetAmyLee.com, ShelbyBell.com, SilverstoneVideo.com and IWantLatina.com, among others) to extras like Sin-O-Matic, where you choose body parts on two people and watch them interact accordingly. For example, click on his dick and her ass, and you get a clip of them having anal sex.
Then there's the online store offering porn DVDs, toys, figurines, and other fun stuff. Also, the front page you see upon logging in is a network update page, showing you all the latest stuff for all the sites your login accesses, all on one page! How great is that? "Network Search" even lets you essentially Google the sites within the network for clips with specific actors, descriptions, categories, and the like.
So, what kept it from getting a 5 out of 5? To be honest, the shoddy writing and the amount of typos on the site annoyed the heck out of me. So sue me, I'm a writer. Still, they did enough right here to warrant a near flawless victory. Fix these little things, and you've got possibly the best damn Asian porn site on the Web.
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