Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 When searching for melons, pick one up and hold it; it should feel heavy for its size. Roll the melon(s) around. Avoid overly soft melons. Try to avoid melons that are stacked on top of one another. If possible, ask the grocer or farmer how fresh his (or his wife’s) melons are. FuckMyMelons.com might be a tad different from produce picking, but it is an ambitious site dedicated to large pairs of jubblies and the ancient art of titty-fucking a.k.a. “French” and “Russian.”
 Each of the bulky-breasted and horny ladies here in this bag o’ fun has been endowed with literally hundreds of sharp, high-quality photos. Utilizing the let’s-let-the-pics-tell-the-story strategy, each shot finds her and a boobie-infatuated gentleman going from second base to well past a home run, with him eagerly slipping his bat deep between those (oiled or naturally smooth) melons, or her engulfing his frank between her upper buns, before moving into more mainstream sex involving multi-position coitus and a cumshot. The routine doesn’t vary much between performers, but everybody is breast-sex skilled, and they even manage to squeeze every thumbnail onto one page so you don’t even have to do anything other than scroll down.
 Once through the generous ration of pics, the action from the pics comes to life via low, high, DVD or HD-quality streaming/downloadable video that’s clear and runs nicely in Windows Media Player for 20 minutes or so each. There also happens to be an additional 3,000+ video clips (updated four times a day) of content from an assortment of genres tucked into an easily accessible search engine. Complete with full descriptions, running times, and linked keywords, it’s as if a totally unrelated movie site just upped and moved into the same rent-stabilized apartment as the melon ladies. There even happens to be an entirely separate “Big Tits” category among other time-honored favorites: Amateurs, Secretaries, Grannies, Hairies, Preggos, Smoking, She-males and more.
 While the additional video counts towards “bonus” content, yet another link leading to dozens of video feeds sites is offered at no additional cost. Here, you can watch thousands of syndicated clips of assorted genres with fun and funny titles like: “Munch My Ass,” “My Favorite Handjob,” “Taste This Brazilian Ass,” “Battered Buttholes,” and much more.
 If you act now—or even if you don’t—the party still doesn’t stop as still another large pix collection helps to further promote sex-genre diversity and tests just how much material a porn site can cram into itself without crashing. The festivities eventually peter out on the live-cam link that costs more membership even if you only want to see a nipple in real time. This should leave you just enough time to follow my helpful hints from the first paragraph.
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