Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Sometimes you just have to abstain; abstain from foreplay that is, and go right for the gold, or in this particular case—the brown. FuckMyBrownEye.com is a simply laid out, easily navigable page of popular faces employing their oral and anal skills, while honing their social ones and working well with others. Clear, sharp images are coupled with matching videos to bring you a completely filled experience that doesn’t need much of an explanation.
 The 20+ sets here offer large thumbnail image galleries packed with porn stars the likes of the always lovely Taylor Rain (three separate times); beautifully blonde and busty Britney Skye (personal favorite alert!); Rita Faltoyano; Trina Michaels; Katsumi; and, many other bootylicious babes who I probably just didn’t recognize from some of the angles they’re being bent into, or an aroused appendage blocking a defining characteristic. Most of the scenarios are comprised of boy/girl/boy, girl/boy/girl, and (the passé) boy/girl arrangements. While some of the ladies take a few frames to strip down and warm themselves up, the majority hit the beds/couches/floors running—completely naked and hauling penis into any cavity that isn’t occupied. As the proceedings continue, double penetration and butt-busting anal ensue, eventually leaving the ladies stretched further than the American Military.
 The matching videos all play extremely well in Windows Media. Viewable in high and low quality, the streams are some of the quickest buffering clips I’ve experienced, and actually start up much faster than the downloadable versions which have to be saved clip by clip and take a while to do so. Each one starts off with a background music enhanced intro starring the girl as she strolls around and strips, or the curtain rising on the encounter already in progress. Either way, the photos are put into motion with clear picture, sound and exactly what you’re hoping to see. It would have been nice to be able to download each scene in its entirety so you wouldn’t have to click your mouse with greasy fingers to select the next clip, but we can let it slide.
 Upon entering the main page, you’ll see a selection of banner links for anal-focused syndicated feeds. The requisite contributions from Vivid and Max Hardcore are here, among Munch My Ass, Cum Farters, Ass to Mouth Queens and a few more. And as long as you remain a member of FuckMyBrownEye.com, you’re given all access to a buttload of multi-genre bonus sites including PervertNurses.com, DeputyDick.com, CumshotFrenzy.com, NowHiringSluts.com, XRatedMidgets.com, 24InchesofPain.com, and at least 68 others. It might not make your brown eyes blue, but the site should definitely cure any increasingly uncomfortable case of blue balls.
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