Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 Some
things you just can’t pass up for the perversity factor. No, I didn’t
say perverted, I said perversity – that quality that leads
us toward the contrary and unappealing for the sheer wrongness of
it. FuckingUgly.com, as the more astute of you may have guessed,
is (supposedly) a portal site dedicated to ugly girl porn.
 Now,
I understand the desire to get away from the overly made-up, silicone-implanted,
bleached blonde porn goddesses of the mainstream and into a more
amateur vein. But to deliberately seek out women one would be cruel
enough to call “ugly,” and then sexualize them anyway…? As I’ve
said before, not my kink. However, for those of you with a bit of
a perverse streak of your own, read on – because the perversity
doesn’t stop here.
 As
usual, this site offers a set of still photo feeds, video feeds,
live feeds (which are usually not) and other miscellaneous junk.
The one photo feed it offers relevant to the site's content is –
drum roll please – Punkettes! The Photoshop-altered multi-colored
hair nightmare feed of LovePunk.com
fame! These girls aren’t ugly, just digitally altered. Next!
 The
videos offered are mostly hairy-girl videos – Bush County, Furry
Fuckers, Massive Muffs and so forth – but there is one feed labeled
“Exclusive Content” – the title feed, Fucking Ugly! The image on
the front page of this video streamer certainly gives me what it
promises: “Take one skinny, fucking hairy guy, give him a couple
of knobby didlos [sic] and put him in a room with a horny, homely,
mop headed looking girl…” But when I get there, does the feed work!
Ha! No, the perversity continues.
So let me get this straight: you tease me with the so-crazy-I-can’t-not-look
idea of seriously-unattractive-girl porn. You get my guilty, politically
incorrect meters going all wrong and squishy. Then you turn it around
on me and refuse to show it to me!
Now that’s ugly.
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