Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Ladies, when was the last time you strolled into a shoe store and as the salesman measured your feet and lugged out box after box of similar sandals that you didn’t plan on buying to begin with, you felt a suddenly overwhelming urge to jack him off with your nubile little tootsies before letting him and a sales associate bang you up the ass? Well, Footville.com drops members into a work environment that Al Bundy wouldn’t have dared to bitch and moan about, as shoppers and shoe salesmen alike get their footjob focused fuck on, before, during and after business hours. From their soles to their holes, all of the broads who frequent the shop can’t help but slide and glide their feet all over your new hero Tony’s (who claims to have opened the store specifically to satisfy his fetish) frank 'n' beans, before getting thoroughly fitted with plenty of penis, in an original take on “footsie” and commitment to customer service.
Arranged as colorfully as a rack of Mignolo Blahniks, each individual scenario includes both generously proportioned, high-quality thumbnail pic sets and the movies themselves, which not only run well over 30 minutes each, but stream cleanly in Windows Media Player or as chunky downloadable clips. Several of these are even available in MP4/iPod format for the fetishist on the go. Unique in the way that everyone plays along fairly well with the “storyline,” this one can easily be considered gonzo-style material masquerading as a plot-based online sitcom with hardcore sex thrown in as a punch line.
As the lines are lazily delivered in that way that’s become synonymous with seasoned and amateur sex thespians alike, the clothes make their way off, feet are suckled and licked, penis is suckled and licked, footjobs (cousin of the widely practiced, though not necessarily mastered by women, handjob) are carried out with an impressive display of dexterity, and the actual knocking of boots is shoehorned in on a shoe store-looking set that looks like it was built in someone’s brick walled basement.
As various variations of one-on-one and threesomes are kicked around here, the action remains consistent and entertaining. And, even without a cast of familiar fuckers, you’ll very likely find yourself sitting through more than just an episode or 2, because the ladies here are certainly hot enough to have you running around looking for more material that has them in it. As part of the Muffia.com family of sites, members are also afforded bonus access to identically designed, but variously themed sister sites, including CumFu.com, PornStarsLick.com, KingDong.com, ManuelUncut.com and a few more that you're likely to at least want to dip your toes into.
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