Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
FirstTimeTranny
is another portal site (whee!), and the first thing I notice is
a photo feed called Big Dicked Shemales.
Might look a bit familiar to those of you who’ve browsed around
our reviews. The feed is loaded with high-quality pictures of all
different styles, all dealing with the coveted she-male, though
the interface for viewing them is cumbersome. But this is to be
expected from portals to third-party providers, so I move on to
check out the other feeds.
The
second popular photo feed, She’s Got Cock, has some of the most
beautiful girls I’ve seen; so much so that one wonders if some of
them are from the classic “chicks with dicks” phenomenon of Photoshopping
male genitalia onto luscious female forms. But for the most part,
these are definitely the real deal.
On to the video feeds. Best of Both Worlds refused to work on my
browser; it didn’t crash it, but it showed an apparently irrecoverable
error. Chicks With Dicks (version 1.0) gave me the same problem;
Chicks With Dicks (version 2.0) Flix seemed to work fine, though
as usual, the movies are old, without any real organization or indication
of what they are, and not downloadable. Today’s movie features a
bouffant blonde with an overly manly voice ordering around a couple
of boytoy slaves waving fans and grapes at her.
Chixxx
With Dicks (version 3.1.7) doesn’t work, at least not on my Mac.
It may be one of the many Mac-unfriendly stream-providers; I’m sure
it’s more of the same.
Cross-Dressers offers downloadable movies! I’m sure they are, if
you want to fill your hard drive for later. I just wanted to check
them out, but streaming proved elusive. There’s lots of help links
on this page, though, which is more than I can say for most third-party
content pushers.
As
usual, some of the stuff works, some of it doesn’t; some of it’s
downloadable, some of it isn’t; none of it is original. FirstTimeTranny
certainly has more relevant content than some of its sister sites,
like, say, GushingCunts.com or LovePunk.com. What it certainly does
not have are any first time trannies. Perhaps I’m a romantic,
but I like a little truth in advertising; the front page promised
me transsexuals sucking cock and getting fucked for the first time!
Ah, never mind that. I’ve finally become a cynic. Watch out for
the price differences: if you take the three-day trial, the monthly
cost renews at nearly $50. With the 30-day, it renews at only $40.
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