Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Can you remember the first time you swallowed some dude’s spunk? Or, are you the kind of guy who likes to lick his fingers clean after busting a nut by yourself while lying back in an empty bathtub? Known primarily as a protein-rich recipe with similar properties to egg whites, the average load contains varying quantities of substances like fructose, creatine, vitamins C & B12, zinc, magnesium, lactic, nitric & deoxyribonucleic acids (DNA), cholesterol and (obviously) sperm. It’s doubtful that the ladies of FirstTimeSwallows.com were handed a Xeroxed ingredients list in those brief moments between puckering up to their assigned penises and having their supposed entrances into the world of goo-gurgling captured for posterity in pix and video clips.
 As a relatively tablespoon-sized component of a larger set of reality-sex sites, this particular presentation is an evenly distributed mix of amateurs and porn regulars being approached in the typical gonzo fashion to return home with pair of horny camera-wielding wankers looking to get laid and fire off cock rockets into the mouths of girls who are allegedly unfamiliar with tasting gonad gravy like you would an aged Merlot.
 Besides the majority of slightly familiar faces and the aptly named Courtney Cummz, currently cult-followed gals, including Alektra Blue, Taryn Thomas, Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Charlotte Stokely, Riley Mason, Bailey Brook and Joey, all appear within five nicely presented pages of scenarios that take your typically raw and aggressive sex session and place much of the emphasis on the frothy-mouthed finale. The high-quality, frame-for-frame screencap collections act as cumming attractions to what each segment has been keeping stored in its sack for a Campbell's Cream of Mushroom-style climax.
 Immediately streaming when they’re clicked open, everyone’s respective video episode is diced into multiple 2, 3 or 5-minute clips that play smoothly in high/low-quality Windows Media and QuickTime depending on your modem connection. There’s enough variation between each situation to make long sessions feel un-repetitious. But, there isn’t an overwhelming originality to any of these if you’ve had prior relations with any limited-budget gonzo work before. The sex is very nicely paced though, and the fact that mostly all of the girls act utterly disgusted by the man-slime coating their tongues and running down their chins, adds a much-needed comedic element to the proceedings that’s hard to cum by when visiting many of the site’s more hardcore and facial degradation-focused peers.
 Bonus access to similarly laid-out sister sites includes HerFirstBigCock.com, InsaneCockBrothas.com, GangBangSquad.com, SheGotPimped.com, and at least 25 other genre spanners. Even if you don’t fondly remember your own premiere swallowing experience, FirstTimeSwallows.com is a suitable selection for the cumshot capable, sex proficient porn-starlet supporter, regardless of the highly improbable idea that these dames never threw back a few shots of splooge prior to appearing here.
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