Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
A while back I reviewed a site called SweetLoads.com,
where porn master Steve Sweet brings amateur girls into his office
to see what they’re made of. It was brilliant stuff, realistic and
candid, and I gave it our highest rating. The concept of FirstTimeAuditions.com
is similar — let’s bring in some amateurs and see what they’ve got
— but the content dulls in comparison. Not a huge surprise, seeing
as how the site comes from the same troop that brought us sites
like 8thStreetLatinas.com
and MILFHunter.com, and
therefore you can expect the kind of flimsy plots and mundane content
that you’d find on their other sites.
 That’s
not to say that this site’s a total turkey. There are fun parts,
like the beginning of Roxanne’s “audition” where, when asked how
big she likes her cocks, she answers adorably in her German accent,
“Wery wery big, the biggest.” But the action is unremarkable and
I feel like I’ve seen it a hundred times before. Every “audition”
seems to follow the same formula: after several minutes of dull
chatter, girl undresses, plays with herself, gives guy head, gets
fucked, and takes a load in the face. Yawn. The guys who star in
the movies on this site are no doubt more entertained by their presumed
studliness than the audience will ever be. It’s kind of like when
your friend makes a home movie of the family vacation, and to him
it’s really exciting but you’re sitting there thinking “Please,
God, make it stop.”
 Technically,
the site’s not bad, although I was unable to stream the clips and
had to download them to watch them. But navigation is easy enough,
and the graphics are decent. The homepage didn’t feel like a homepage,
though, and I kept thinking I was missing a page somehow. And there
are many spelling and grammatical errors throughout the site, which
always irks me.
 With
your membership you have access to other sites in the family, including
the two aforementioned as well as CaptainStabbin.com,
Cumfiesta.com and MikesApartment.com,
to name a few. Lucky for you, this periodical has reviewed many
of these sites, so you can read up on some of the others and decide
if they sound enticing to you.
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