Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Ever get one of those class reunion invitations stuck in the same stack of mail as your newest cock ring catalog and latest issue of Granny Gumjobs? Just the idea of intentionally traveling to some catering hall to schmooze with people you either don’t remember or never liked in the first place, might not necessarily be too much motivation for you to send back that RSVP posthaste—am I wrong? What if you happen to be making a comfortable living getting face-pasted on bukakke blow-bang pay-sites? Does this make you any less accomplished than peers who get quarterly bonuses just for showing up at the financial firms that their parents pulled some stings (and very likely blew someone) to get them jobs at?
Like a digital yearbook of porny proportions, FirstSexVideo.com is a multi-page look back on those fumbling, yet formative first-time appearances of familiar and amateur foreign gals allegedly appearing in their first recorded on-screen sex sessions. Stocked with a selection of ladies hailing predominantly from Eastern Europe and South America, the site is a straightforward, easily navigable experience designed identically like its multi-niche sister sites that overflow the pages of PornStarNetwork.com.
With over 20 pages focused around high/low speed streaming/downloadable scenes (Windows Media and QuickTime formats) running anywhere from 8 minutes to almost an hour, each gal is given her fair share of screen time in her supposed premiere porn performance. As an off-screen interviewer asks general questions which typically lead to explicit ones, his magic words manage to make the clothes come off, and these formerly shy and demure dames become instant starlets, sucking and fucking like veteran vag-spreading smut sluts. Others find them getting right down to the action with multiple partners, groups, threesomes and varied variations on the penetration theme. While there are a small percentage of ladies who are a little too plain to be considered girl-next-door novelties, highlights do include appearances by Silvia Saint, Katja Kean, Anita Blonde and a number of other luscious Russian and Romanian babes that your pecker won’t be able to help but appreciate.
Paired with a mix of blurry and clear screen-caps, FirstSexVideo.com is a self-explainable experience at which you’ll be able to look back fondly on broads getting banged before they knew all of those nuances and techniques that make scenes the arousing and exciting experiences you’ve cum to, and come to love. Bonuses include the rest of the adult playground that is PornStarNetwork.com. Consistently stockpiled with more than enough sites to satisfy all cravings and fetishes, it alone can literally keep you busy for months and months to cum.
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