Site: www.feetpumpers.com Cost: 3-day trial: $1.00, 1 Month: $29.74 Genres:: Fetish, Blowjobs, Couples, Double Penetration, European, Facial, Feet, Menage a trois Condoms: No One-line summary: “Detective, do ya think this was an inside job or a footjob?” Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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Sometimes, it only takes a couple of well placed tugs and some taint tickling to get a dude to quickly discharge his Bisquick. However, most guys (especially those who blow loads for a living) eventually build up an immunity to the old-fashioned and traditional methods; tendons and ligaments in the wrists and arms become sore and swollen; and, it takes a slightly more creative skill to harvest that ole' man-batter. FeetPumpers.com is yet another site aimed at raising the reputation of the footjob in the hopes of garnering it the same degree of familiarity and fame as that of the “hand” and “blow” styles.

As a relatively small video/photo offering that includes access to a large selection of bonus sections, the site is a high-quality collection of content focused mostly on several good-looking couples who appear to be European, or at least, look it. The hundreds of clear pics guide you on a frame-by-frame journey from foreplay to facial with David Beckham-like footwork being skillfully applied by all the ladies somewhere in the beginning, middle or end. As boners and balls are juggled and manipulated between toes, the gentleman return the favors by shrimping and paying overly close attention to all parts of the feet of these sexy fems. Moving up to a mouth full of cooch eventually leads to vanilla coitus that culminates in a cumshot which manages to find its way on to a forehead, chin or chest.

All of the streaming/downloadable scenes load lightning fast in Real Player and generally run between 25-30 minutes. Viewable in High, Low, DVD and HD qualities, this is some of the most aggravation/frustration-free video I’ve seen in a while. Everything matches the pics, as toe sucking turns into stiffie-sucking which turns into doggy which turns into cowgirl which turns into reverse cowgirl which turns into missionary—or any variation of those positions thereof. No matter the contortion though, the promoted practiced of feet pumping away on penises, like Amish women working butter churns, holds true to the URL.

If footjobs cause a few too many calluses or you eventually start walking back and forth through the same scenarios too many times, sister sites TwoHoleCrammers.com, HardnDirty.com, ChicksLoveChicks.com, SweetFreshTails.com, SizzlingSirens.com, MeatMelons.com, SpicyMatures.com and DamesWithDicks.com, all offer an evenhanded selection of genres laid out identically to and passing on the same ease of use and high quality as FeetPumpers.com. Fans of feet, footjobs and pairs pairing off to stick it and lick it, should definitely get a kick out of this experience and consider it to be a long leg up on many of its similarly niche-declaring competitors.