Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 If you’re planning a whiz tour of Europe don’t bother about reserving a flight: Euro Fuck Trip is better than the real thing. This lucky guy has a winning formula and he sticks to it: In each episode he roams the streets of Europe seeking his next pair of girls, whose initial caution and hesitation are always abandoned as they succumb to his wicked charm and their own horny desires.
 My first thought was that a site dedicated to exactly the same theme, over and over, would become boring but that’s where I was wrong—very wrong. Yes, the overall formula of two girls and one guy never changes, but the outdoor locations are different and the mood changes depending on the girls (If you like Euro accents, then this is definitely for you). Sometimes the girls are coy and he has to tease their clothes off, while others can’t wait to get their hands on him—and each other.
 Our cocksure hero is excellent in his role and keeps the action alive with witty dialogue and pranks like wearing a girl’s bra on his head. His hair’s a mess, his belly’s soft, and he’s always in his trademark leather jacket—but he’s a likeable kind of guy in a sleazy way. A nice variation on the usual theme is that he often gets turned down by at least two or three girls before scoring. “What you do here?” he asks a group of schoolgirls on a class outing outside a museum in Budapest. “Monet,” answers one of the girls – pointing to the large banners on the museum façade and referring to the 19th Century impressionist. “Ah Monet,” he answers, “I don’t know what Monet is. We only like to look at nice girls.” Inevitably, after these unsuccessful attempts he meets two gorgeous and flirtatious girls ambling through the city on their own. Rest assured about one thing: The girls are to die for; they’ve got great natural bodies and real breasts, and are always shaved bare. If they weren’t so perfect I could almost accept he’d picked them up spontaneously off the street. It’s what we all want to believe isn’t it?
 The navigation is simple, episodes are ordered by date and each episode has pictures and video content. The menu thumbnails don’t provide much information and the only way to find out how each episode pans out is to watch the movie—which isn’t the worst thing that could happen to you. The movies are broken down into seven-minute clips (a good time to get into the action before being interrupted) that are downloadable in multiple formats. Unfortunately you have to go through the photo pages sequentially, so in a nine-page sequence it can take you some time if you’re really aiming to get straight to the action.
 If you like to start your meal with a light salad and then have your meat served with some vegetables on the side, then Euro Fuck Trip is for you. It doesn’t go straight to the grind but takes you there slowly. And when you get to the main course it’s mouthwateringly delicious. “You like?” he asks hesitantly as he gently fingers a girl’s butt. “Yes”, she purrs with obvious pleasure in her eyes. “I can’t believe this girl is married,” he grins as his swollen pride slides in through the back door.
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