Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 Even
if you don’t care for squirters, there’s one great thing
about female ejaculation sites – no fake orgasms here. It’s
simply not possible to create that stream of beautiful woman-juice
any other way. Sadly, whether professional or amateur, the scenarios
and lead-ups to said orgasms are often fake enough to make any old-fashioned
pornographer proud.
 This
site is difficult to navigate, and the high points hard to find.
The videos play in an embedded version of Windows Media Player:
you can’t skip ahead to the parts you want, the videos freeze
up frequently, and the “full screen” button doesn’t
work. The front page is full of content, but it’s not adequately
described and doesn’t all fit in with the site’s theme.
At the top are apparently ten videos of squirting girls, under which
are unrelated live and movie feeds for which you may have to lay
out extra cash. Under this are picture galleries of squirting girls,
which are quite fetching if you’re into still images. And
along the top is a toolbar directing you to all kinds of bonus content
– unrelated to female ejaculation, of course. But there’s
simply not enough easy-to-access, on-topic content here.
 The
first video I watched was of Heather, a redhead who pronounces some
generic and unconvincing dirty talk, then begins to play with her
pussy while making uniform ooh-ahh noises for several minutes. Extreme
close-ups of said pussy reveal very little evidence of real arousal,
and the countless fade-cuts tell me that this was a very long shoot,
indeed. At the end of it, we get approximately five seconds of admittedly
impressive squirting, and genuine orgasmic shouting – but
then it’s over, with her stagey voice-over telling us how
great that was and how her juices are now “all over the place,”
as if we didn’t notice. The end.
But that wasn’t nearly as bad as what I chose next: the Girls
of Drippy Slits Amateur section, from the “Hot Stuff”
pop-up window (another distraction full of tangential junk). Each
of these girls (and they are tasty, I’ll admit) does a little
strip-tease and masturbates for the camera. To the corniest, cheapest
music imaginable, piped in in place of the girl’s own sounds.
I don’t know about you, but when I watch a girl masturbate,
I want to hear her breathing, whatever sighs and moans she makes,
and, if possible, the wet sounds of her pussy. I’d rather
not hear a jacked-up drum machine try to recreate Loverboy songs.
 So
it was back to the front page, where I clicked on Veronica, and
was treated to a somewhat more convincing show, if also horrendously
intercut between two shoots obviously done at different times. (I
imagine the cameramen thinking: when are these girls going to come
already?? Perhaps they should perform a striptease during the shoots…)
Veronica’s hardcore scene with Justin is also nice –
she is clearly a multi-orgasmic woman who loves sex, and it’s
a delight watching her tell Justin what to do to make her squirt,
before he lands a classic load on her face.
Having been made hopeful by Veronica, I watched Sherry’s
video next. But though she is a beautiful, dark, tattooed princess,
her face looks bored, and the end of her movie made me blink in
disbelief. Her face stuck for a few minutes in that familiar, frustrated
grimace of the woman who is having trouble coming, she finally sits
up on her knees, plunges the vibrator in hard, screams – and
then the film cuts to her lying back on the bed, done! As they say
on the Continent, what the fuck?
Of course, for a dollar you can wander around here for three days
seeking your pleasure. Me? I got tired after a couple of hours.
DrippySlits
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