Site: www.doctoradventures.com Cost: 2-day trial: $2.95, 1 Month: $24.95, 3 Months: $49.95 Genres:: Anal, , Big Tits, Blowjobs, Facial, Fantasy, Medical, Plot, Porn-star Condoms: No One-line summary: Orally and otherwise, these MDs know just how to warm up a cold and ignite a fever, with the best bedside manner this side of Socialized Medicine. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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For those seeking a single dose of dick slapping aside from the overwhelmingly generous five-star multi-site comp collection that is BrazzersPass.com, an appointment with porn star-starring, stethoscope-swinging DoctorAdventures.com is the prescription most likely to cure even the most stubborn case of antipathy towards repetitiously uninspired stroke sites and their symptomatic spreading of adult-onset flaccidity.

Taking a contemporary approach towards the clichéd bit where a “patient” is given special treatment by the sexy nurse, this particular site has promoted mostly all of its busty feature females to white-coat wearing doctors specializing in the most amazing bedside manner insurance can’t buy—besides, a surplus of oral, anal, vaginal, internal, external, posterior, anterior, dorsal, ventral, medial, lateral, proximal and distal.

As part of a fully staffed on call of pretty poon, the luscious Dr. Gina Lynn cures a critical case of priapism with just the soft touch of her curative cooch, while Nurse Pressley Maddox concocts an innovative use of a blood pressure cuff and an engorged, pulsing main vein. Elsewhere, Dr. Trina Michaels’ impressively productive groin pull rehabilitation riding technique; Dr. Carmela Bing’s amazing patience with a patient whose one-on-one transcends the cold-handed hernia check with some mouth-to-penis resuscitation; Dr. Ava Lauren, whose healing hands can raise the wheelchair-bound better than any religious revival, and other non-licensed physicians like Eva Angelina, Austin Kincaid, Angelica Sin, Sunny Lane, Jada Fire, Gianna Michaels and Shy Love, all perform medicine and miracles likely to have the Surgeon General standing up to shift his stiffie.

This ain’t no George Clooney and Noah Wiley scripted melodramatics, as more than enough CCs of oral and rectal temperature-taking, turn-your-head-and-cough-with-your-cock-in-my-mouth and hop-onto-the-table-while-I-hop-on-top-of-you, segue into expertly practiced sex sessions filling lengthy timeslots. Conveniently captured in matching high-quality pics, screencaps, and minute-long previews, each scene has a smooth flow and streams in a heartbeat in Windows Media Player. Links to each lady’s non-medical appearances on other branches of the Brazzers Network—BabyGotBoobs.com, PornStarsLikeItBig.com—are also posted at the bottom of their respective pages so you don’t even have to revisit the reception area when you’re ready to explore another wing.

The possibility of actually experiencing such an experience would surely be worth sitting for hours in a fart-smelling waiting room chair flipping through stacks of Time, Highlights and Rod& Reel. For now though, DoctorAdventures.com is definitely an appointment you’ll want to keep and a site you’ll surely to want to revisit regardless of whether you have to crawl out of bed with painful morning wood or two severely sprained wrists.