Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 Once
in a while, a site with a silly premise manages to do its job right.
Deputy Dick, an earnest-faced park ranger, patrols the forest doing
his duty and referring to himself in the third person. Finding cute
girls in various minor infractions, he has them suck his cock and
fuck him to try and get out of the hefty tickets he writes them. “There’s
one way to get around this ticket, ma’am,” he tells Chris
(who might just be his girlfriend in real life – their dynamic
suggests it, and they don’t use a condom). “And how’s
that?” she asks. “Well, Deputy Dick is a lonely man…”
 Luckily,
the players know enough to laugh at themselves and have a good time.
“A blowjob?” Chris asks. “Yes, ma’am,”
says the Deputy. “Naked?” “Yes, ma’am.”
“Could you handcuff me first?” she quips. “Deputy
Dick is tired of your bullshit, ma’am,” he says, straight-faced
and earnest as ever, just doing his job.
 Sarah,
another short-haired cutie, confronts the Deputy in the woods, looking
to win back honor for her family. A hilarious kung-fu style fight
ensues, followed by Sarah proving her sexual prowess, coming several
times, taking a huge facial, then getting a ticket for sexually
assaulting an officer.
The Deputy and his “rookie,” the cameraman, are actually
quite funny with their deadly-serious Cops routine interspersed
with giggling, and they manage not to be offensive to the women
in the process, who vigorously enjoy the sex and get laughs at the
absurdity of the premise. “Do you know why they call me Deputy
Dick, ma’am?” he asks one of his little lawbreakers.
“Because you’re a dickhead?” she responds. “That’s
right, ma’am,” he says with no change of tone.
 The
episodes are well-organized, the videos divided into 5-7 minute
clips that load quickly and stream effortlessly, though the quality
isn’t top-notch. And the pictures are well-chosen from each
episode – they aren’t just hundreds of images of the
same thing. But they do have to be enlarged one by one – there
is no slideshow function.
 In
spite of all the silliness, one can still enjoy any fantasies one
might have about authority figures – from older fox Mishelle,
the latest update, moaning “Oh yes sir, please punish me,”
to the Deputy giving the majority of his criminal ladies a few good
spanks. The Deputy is a pretty attractive hardbody with a nice cock,
and he enacts all of the important fantasy bits – pushing
a girl against a tree and handcuffing her, bending a girl over his
office desk, tackling a girl who tries to run away. Of course, in
this last instance, he flies toward her in slow motion, a low and
distorted “NOOO!” emanating from his mouth. But the
comedy actually works with the sexiness, and as long as you cooperate
with the Deputy – nobody gets hurt.
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