Site: www.crotchbuffet.com Cost: $29.95/month Genres:: Gay, Amateurs, Anal, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Group Sex, Mature, Orgy, Twinks Condoms: Sometimes One-line summary: A steam table of hit-and-miss video content. Reviewer: Christian Wright

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Strangely, CrotchBuffet.com does not have a culinary theme despite its name and awkward, ESL-inspired tag line: “All You Can Eat Studs Stop.” What it does have are videos (clips and full, downloadable files formatted for both Windows Media Player and QuickTime) of men having sex with other men. No food was harmed in the making of these videos, but the same might not necessarily be said for the performers as there is quite a bit of bareback footage featured on this site.

Currently, there are four pages of video choices with four or five different titles to choose from on each of these. Each video is titled with something either quite descriptive, such as “Orgy Scene,” or something a bit more cryptic, like “2 Guys Make a Handjob!” Each section is contained in a bare-bones box that contains two large photos, six smaller photos, and links to high-speed and low-speed video, as well as a more comprehensive set of photographs. Both the photography and videography often has an almost indescribable 70s feel to them that might be caused by a yellow sheen that is, more than likely, the result of low lighting during a chunk of the shoots.

The content itself is full of sloppy cocksucking, frenzied ass fucking, and extended solo stroking. Most of the actual sex does take place in groups of five or more with fellatio taking center screen in a lot of cases. Intercourse tends towards the belly-up-to-the-bar (or bottom) and take-a-number assembly line kind of lovin’ that focuses more on choreography than sexual intensity. The “Jamaican Guy Jerking Off” provides the only real departure from the white-guy-on-white-guy action of most of the other sequences. “Troy Punk (that’s his name) Jerking Off” is one of the best parts of CrotchBuffet.com, even though it is a standard solo sequence, because Mr. Punk is so HOT! (He is blond, muscular, and a little bit older with fur in all the right places.)

CrotchBuffet.com provides links to AmateurHunks.com, NextDoorBuddies.com, and PierreFitchOnline.com. Free samples are also available from RandyBlue.com (“studs in action”) and VirtuaGuy2.com (“your private desktop stripper”). Membership provides full access to BarelyTwinks.com, BoysCasting.com, and FuckThatTwink.com all of which have the same site architecture as CrotchBuffet.com and various video clips and downloads available for both Mac and PC users.

Something about the two words, “crotch” and “buffet,” jammed together into one URL just doesn’t quite work out conceptually, but if you’re looking for unadorned fuck-and-suck video footage then this site might just do the trick.