Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 You ever get that itch to look at chicks covered in tattoos, piercings, and too much makeup and hair dye, but without having to get to know them? CrazyBabe.com might be the answer you've been looking for. Its one-page setup shows you everything they have to offer without any extra fuss. They're mostly noobs with boobs, with nary a familiar face or two among the pack, but that doesn't mean they can't get the job done. There's a wide mix, though they're racially homogeneous. If you hate angsty white girls, you might want to pass. The rest of you, step right up and enjoy the array of fake and real tits and mix of hotties vs. butterfaces, all here to take off their vinyl undergarments just for you.
 It's primarily a photo site, with only a handful of the ladies sporting video, and those who do fall into two basic categories: masturbation and mental. The former needs no explanation, but the latter ranges from a girl craving bigger and bigger firearms to straddle to a gal championing the virtues of drinking piss. Daddy's girls these are not. Each video is in Windows Media format only, and is available in one size, usually 640x480 or 1000x561. You don't get much choice here, but their options should work well enough for most people. Most are under 10 minutes in length, keeping file sizes reasonable as well (150MB and under). They played well with my download manager and I ran into no bandwidth or download caps during my stay.
 The one main page in the member's area makes it impossible to get lost, and a click on any of the thumbnails there takes you to the front navigation page of the girl in question. These are very stylized and creatively designed, using things like neon fonts, faux depth of field, or superimposed splatter writing on the wall in the photo. These text links will take you to her pics, videos, "cover" page (if she had her own issue of a magazine, let's say), back to the index, or in some cases, forward to her own dedicated site elsewhere. Those off-site links are handy, but don't get your hopes up for bonus content; these cost extra.
 The photos themselves are the real draw of the site, and some of them get some really good use of the settings and lighting, and the girls are no slouches when it comes to finding some hot poses. Each gallery has between 10 and 30 pages, with 21 images per page. The layout is functional and loads up fast. Too bad they opted out of having zip archives of each gallery, as is common of other photography-based sites like this. However, it's not like having to stay on the site is a big inconvenience. It only logged me out once, and that was after I left my computer on standby all night. I can understand that. Packrats and collectors will probably lament the absence of archives, though.
 If you like your girls semi-goth and without a lot of fluff, CrazyBabe.com could be well worth your while. Make sure you're coming here for photos mainly and not so much the video, as the proportion sways entirely toward pictures. If you like the free preview stuff on the site, you'll probably like what's inside, too.
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