Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 Remember
BangBus? They were a bunch of guys who’d ride around in a bus, picking
up women, for rapidly-escalating levels of sexual favors, and then
dropping them off nowhere close to their destination with a quickly
departing videotape of their sordid encounter.
 Well,
at least in BangBus the actresses were semi-believable as the victims,
even if you knew all along they weren’t really “Melinda, the baker’s
helper from Encino.” Now, along come three Canadians who make videos
that blatantly rip off BangBus, but in a way that makes you feel
dirty watching them – and not the good kind of dirty.
The premise is utterly simple: three guys (the fucker, the filmer,
and the driver) head to a college campus and get a pretty coed to
join them in their van. They offer her money to remove her clothes,
lure her into giving head, and finally into letting the guy in the
back give her the “what for.” They then steal her money, and leave
her on the side of the road with a tee-shirt that says “College
Fuck Tour.” Real original, guys.
 As
usual, the women are attractive and know their way around a penis.
The site is easy on the eyes and fairly easy to navigate, although
a bit cluttered, and has lots of extra photos and videos that you
can view. That “bonus” material is certainly worthwhile.
Unfortunately, thus ends the part of the review where I am kind
to collegefucktour.com. First of all, isn’t it bad enough that the
premise is three men picking up an innocent college girl and tricking
her into doing sexual favors for them, without leaving her penniless
on the side of the road? It seems to me that porn might be misogynistic
enough without adding insult to … well … let’s just say that’s not
egg on her face.
 The
feel of the video is very “reality television” – badly filmed, lots
of dialogue between the star and someone off-camera, and just terrible.
The cameraman isn’t funny, but thinks he is; the male stars aren’t
hot, but think they are; and the females aren’t good actresses,
but certainly think they are. It’s like a giant talentless orgy.
As usual, the videos are broken into many clips, which to the site’s
credit stream quickly on cable modem, but they are also unavailable
to download. Again – no full-length videos, just clips. Also, the
still images are broken into pages of nine pictures apiece, so it
takes some clicking to get to the good ones.
College Fuck Tour is no BangBus, that’s for sure. If you like original
content with highly attractive women who honestly enjoy the sex,
look elsewhere. If, however, you like the same old thing, done by
“girl next dorm” types who seem bored, all narrated by a Canadian,
then you’ve come to the right place. I guess you could say collegefucktour.com
has “been there, done that,” and given away the tee-shirt.
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