Site: www.cocksusa.com Cost: $39.73 per month, trial memberships available Genres:: Gay, Big Dicks Condoms: Sometimes One-line summary: Love can sometimes go so very wrong; visit www.cocksusa.com and find out how a threeway can turn out to be a bad thing. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Not long into the relationship, he’d take me to a bar searching for a match, someone we could both agree on to take to our bed for the night. At first, I was excited at the prospect of a little added spice. I often felt that twinge at the unknown; what fun and games might a new guy bring to the equation? Inevitably, what didn’t add up was my own lousy relationship.

I’ve now found the website equivalent to that doomed relationship – www.cocksusa.com. Spending time on this site feels like the webmaster only wants to share me with other webmasters. I wanted a face-to-face confrontation: Isn’t what we have together enough for you? Can’t we just cuddle up together in front of the fire at your homepage, just the two of us? I mean, I’m a simple boy needing only the simplest of things – just give me original web content and I’ll never stray. Do we really need a third party?

So much effort is expended on www.cocksusa.com trying to tempt you with and ultimately send you away to other websites. I fear the writing is certainly on the wall for the relationship between this particular webmaster and me.

Cocksusa.com is masterful at third-party web hosting. Some of those third-party sites do indeed have decent and entertaining content, but they are not the one website I wanted to spend my evenings with. If I’m going to enter into a courtship at $39.73 a month, I certainly shouldn’t need a third (or fourth, or fifth – there are well over a dozen third party sites available) to keep me engaged. What I wanted most, I ultimately couldn’t find – original models, a sense of humor, compelling writing, downloadable clips and most importantly, something to keep my cock stiff without having to bounce around 7 or 8 third-party sites.

Some “threeways” were memorable, including a site where the site host masturbates with bubble wrap. I enjoyed that more than I’d like to admit - especially the moment where our host says to his camera guy “I’m going to switch from small bubble wrap to wrap with bigger bubbles because those small bubbles just aren’t doing it for me.”

Like all bad relationships, I’ll get over this one and hope to find love in the arms of a better webmaster. But take some advice from a guy who now knows – a threeway once or twice can be invigorating, but if that’s all your webmaster has to offer you, move on to greener pastures. Hey, perhaps bubble wrap guy is available…