Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
In the world of the badunk-a-dunk-dunk, ghetto booty, big breastisis, and choco-mocha-latte-ya-yas, black vixen Vanessa Blue might just blow you, and your mind. With her Double-F boobies, suction cup lips, and pierced clitoral hood, she’ll suck the cream from your coffee, your friend’s coffee, and your friend's dad’s coffee. Then proceed to drain the jizz from all the balls in the room with the same determination and smile as when she started—and I’m only paraphrasing what she writes on her preview page!
As part of the seemingly endless PornStarNetwork buffet, ClubVanessBlue.com is pretty standard fare when it comes to the porn-star promotional presentation. With six different picture sections, including the subtly and humbly titled: “Vanessa Blue Sucks Hard,” “Once Again Vanessa Blue is Awesome,” and “Vanessa Blue Gets Fucked Hard by Lexington Steel,” there are hundreds of decent quality photos featuring Vanessa, as she shows off her dildo, girl-on-girl, and “turning-a-man-into-a-slave” skills. Unfortunately, a lot of these pictures appear to suffer from a photographer who was probably jerking-off as he was shooting them, because a few are frustratingly blurry.
The video section contains 15 streaming scenes clocking in between 10 and 30 minutes long. Here, we find Vanessa up to her usual antics, as she gets double-teamed and penetrated by a duo of white dudes, plays with herself in her tub, and experiments with a lucky set of golden anal beads. Each scene is broken down into about six clips that can all be viewed in various formats at various modem speeds. Each scene has also been preserved for posterity, as screencap thumbnails that you can save for later.
Once you’ve finished exploring these two sections, you’re literally finished with ClubVanessaBlue. Fortunately for you though, the standard-priced membership cost gives you much more to beat your dick raw to, with access to the aforementioned PornStarNetwork. Here, 37 genres are further broken down into a virtual phallus-in-wonderland. You name the porn star, s/he is bound to be here in at least some format, whether it’s streaming video, part of a clip from the hundreds of online DVD titles, or the more traditional photo set. There is also a bonus section that contains another few hundred syndicated sub-sites including live chat cams, XXX games, and a load of other goodies for you to get your hands sticky to.
Overall, I’d say ClubVanessaBlue is an alright site with a reasonable, but not amazing amount of content. The loyal Vanessa Blue fan will definitely get off on it more than the casual creamer, although we do know what they say about once you go black. However, it is worth checking out, as Vanessa is literally willing to risk drowning in cum to entertain you and clearly seems to enjoy her work. Plus, it's associated with PornstarNetwork, which is definitely worth one's time.
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