Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 Cinema Erotique.com is a slightly more sexual take on the nude glamour sites out there like Met-Art.com or Domai.com. Take European women, remove their clothes, and occasionally screw them—sometimes in themed scenarios or settings—and you'll know what to expect here. The crux of the site seems to be the story-based interactions, some of which involve sex (straight and lesbian), and some are only about girls getting naked. There's not even much in the way of masturbation, which for some reason surprised me. Guess I got used to that formula, not that I mind.
 The stories/setups range from a girl dressed as a nun getting caught shoplifting lingerie, then having to try it all on for the store owner to avoid prosecution to a rather ridiculous send up of the movie Scream. The killer wears a mask and the girls are kind of hot, but that's where the similarities end. It amounted to the girls getting naked by losing in strip poker, wander into another room, and get offed by hanging or drowning in the bathtub. Not to take away from the lovely ladies, but equally entertaining was looking for continuity gaffes (daytime out the window, though external shots show it being night) and instances where you can totally see the crew in a reflection on a window or faucet. Another video had a guy buying an Internet bride from Russia (shipped to him in a box even), having a torrid tryst with her only to wake up and find the rest of her family had moved into his place the next morning, to his surprise.
 Another subsection to video is Peep Shows, which blend a solo strip tease with some interesting visual flair. One has three or four dances by the same gal overlaid into one, making it like you were watching a few girls at once, but getting to see every angle of the one featured. Another had a sort of "peeking through the keyhole" border around it while you watch the girl dance and strip. The variety and originality added to the content, the girls were typically very nice to look at, and the few encounters involving oral or intercourse were satisfying to watch. Only downside was that one video simply gave me a "File not found" error when trying to download it.
 Otherwise, you've got low and high resolution videos available as Windows Media or QuickTime. While they claim everything is available (or will be soon) in full 1080 HD, the site's definitely not there yet, as the highest I got was 1024x576; the rest were 352x200 (low) or 640x360 (high). Not bad, but not true HD either. The photo galleries are numerous, but not terribly deep. There were usually about a dozen or so decent-sized images per gallery, and while there wasn't a lot to them, the repetition of photos was kept to an absolute minimum. No zip archives, but it wouldn't really speed things up much anyway in this case. Only drawback to the photo galleries is that, while the first line or two in the thumbnails section open normally (in the same window/tab, whatever), the majority of them force open in a new window, and bump the originating page back to the top. This makes it a nuisance juggling windows and trying to keep track of where you were on the gallery list. Still, there are good images and hot women on display, so it's hard to knock them too badly for it.
 Extras amount to listening to the music from the videos independently, though when I tried to do this, it just froze up my browser. It didn't tell me I needed a plugin or anything, just locked it up. You can also download and read scripts from the videos, read more about the ladies on the site, and they offer some recommendations for other sites (Met-Art.com being one). There aren't any bonus sites to speak of, but the focus here is on doing one thing and doing it well, and they've accomplished that. No point watering down the focus just to add some extra stuff that doesn't fit with their theme. Overall, it’s a pretty good site. I wasn't sure what to expect from the first couple of intro pages, but I acclimated to it quickly and enjoyed what was available. There are numerous pricing options, in USD or Euros, so you're not out much if you try it and happen not to like it. Fans of somewhat more artsy porn and nude imagery would do well to check out CinemaErotique.com.
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