Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Back on the dearly missed Chappelle’s Show, Dave Chappelle did a sketch about a woman who wished she didn’t have her big breasts called “It’s a Wonderful Chest.” This woman was then subjected to how awful her life would be without them. Her boss didn’t hire her. Her guy friend wouldn’t help her with handy work in her apartment. Chappelle could have ended the sketch there and it still would have been funny but no, he even went as far to say that her breasts are what got her invited to her friend’s wedding, putting just as much emphasis as how even women love big breasts and are influenced by them. It’s this small part that made the sketch comedy gold. Finding new solace in being top heavy, the woman exclaims, “I’ve got humongous knockers and I’m proud of them!”
It is love of big breasts and the proud women who have them that make ChristophsBigNaturalTits.com possible and believe me these girls deliver. The site consists of scenes ripped straight from Christoph Clark’s Big Natural Tits DVD line among a select few of his other film series. The site is pretty much all it claims to be: Women with big natural tits that are fucking and sucking to the best of their ability. The action is very well-shot as it is a pro-shot site. The women are all very beautiful, very seductive. As a man with a lingerie fetish, seeing the girls dressed up so nicely was a personal bonus but not necessary to make the action any hotter but they do wear some gorgeous outfits during the scenes. A minor detraction from the site is that Christoph, who obviously is not American, speaks accented English in a would-be horny tone before each scene, which was a little distracting from getting into the video.
Luckily, getting around that is very easy as each scene is broken down in to smaller clips. You can get right to the sucking or fucking (or double penetration in some scenes) that you really want to see. The smaller clips are also in Quicktime, which means you must load the entire clip before you can play it. This means for longer waiting, which isn’t good but on a high-speed connection shouldn’t be problem. Two plus sides are you can fast forward and move around the clip as much as you like and also download the shorter clips if you only want a certain part. The other option is to download the entire scene as a Windows Media file, which is nice if you’d like to watch it uncut. The site also doesn’t have stills but considering all the action is hardcore and it is based on a line of films, it seems that they didn’t also have photographers at the shoot.
The biggest flaw, keeping the site from slightly improving its rating, is that when you sign up, the page alerts the potential member that they have access to nine other Evil Angel sites. Within the members section, however, there are no links anywhere to the other sites. The member can only access them by typing in the address and logging in. This, of course, forces them to either stay on the one site or take the time to move over, which in turn stops the overall sexy vibe.
Another problem is it only updates once a month, leaving you with the same footage for $29.95 a month. Therefore, this site does have some quality women and footage but without that link it fails to live up to what it could be. It is worth checking out, if only for one month, but if you can make up your mind on a DVD volume from the series, that would be money better spent and probably less expensive, even if you are a huge fan of big natural tits.
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