Site: www.cheerchix.com Cost: $4.95/3 day trial, $9.95/7 day trial, $39.95/month Genres:: Cheerleading, Big Tits, Fantasy, Masturbation, Natural breasts, Small Tits, Voyeurism, Young Women Condoms: N/A One-line summary: Spirit! Let’s hear it! And let’s see it, too! Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Like many a red-blooded American teenager (albeit perhaps a bit paler and wearing more black eyeliner and Smiths T-shirts than most), I went to a high school where the popular girls were cheerleaders. In a moment of misguided self-esteem-seeking in junior high, I even tried to join the ranks of those big-haired, small-skirted, fake-tanned professional jumpers and screamers, but failed to make the team mainly due to my total lack of physical coordination. In my youthful bitterness and inflated intellect, I chose to categorize those gleaming princesses of Barbiehood as "airheads," "bitches," and, of course, "sluts."

So many years later, it’s nice to be vindicated - there’s clearly agreement on these irrefutable facts in the porn world – at least on the "slut" bit.

The cheerleader-specific content on this site seems to consist of only one video feed, but many photo feeds documenting the sexploits of these peppy Pop Warner babes. The first I checked out was the video feed, Cheerleader Love. Running without sound in a postage stamp Windows Media Player screen, these videos are all solo strip-and-masturbation shows of about ten minutes. The first I looked at was Fiona – a girl I was thrilled to see again after being surprisingly turned on by her smoking jag over at FetishHell.com. There she was tough, removed and taunting; here she sports a youthful, shy, teasing smile reminiscent of Audrey Tautou in Amelie. Skinny, small-breasted, with a black Betty Page haircut and alabaster skin, her pouting and self-pleasuring set me all a-tremble. And the text on her page is so cute: "I’m so petite, my uniform had to be specially made. Too bad it still doesn’t fit right, it’s always falling off! Okay, so maybe that’s because I unzip it, but can you blame me?" Brava, Fiona.

The other girls here are a bit more conventional-cheerleader: big breasts (mostly real!), thin and muscular bods, shiny blond or brunette hair, and that gorgeous, all-American look we love so – and I do mean gorgeous – there are no average girls here.

In the photo feeds, things get a little more into the fantasy. Pussies and Pom-Poms features girls in vibrant color rockin’ the cheerleader aesthetic to the hilt – at times not even getting undressed, just showing off naughty bits while still wearing the costume. One girl listens to her headphones, her knees propped up to her chest, her panties around her shins, her bare pussy innocently flashing the camera. One seductress notices the camera and gives it a slow strip tease. Much the same goes on at Cheering Sluts: one short-haired girl studies herself in her mirror; another plays with a dildo on a bed. There is a nice variety here for voyeurs who like to imagine they’re watching a girl through her window, and for those whose real fantasy is that the girl knows you’re watching.

In short, this is a fairly picture-heavy site, with not a lot of video and very little hardcore (check Rah Rah Chicks for a few couples and threesomes). But it’s high quality photography with beautiful girls of many shapes and sizes, and at times somewhat creative – which is a lot to ask from an activity which, to my mind, is the only sport invented solely to support another sport. Good to know that somewhere out there, cheerleaders are still doing their job!