Site: www.cartoon69.com Cost: $39.95/month, 3, 7 and 90-day memberships available Genres:: Cartoons, Comedy, Fetish, Games, Hentai, Interactive, Parodies Condoms: N/A One-line summary: Cute anime girls, toilet humor, hot goth-comix and silly surreal strips gather for a cartoon sex-fest. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Anyone in the current 18-35 bracket knows that some cartoons aren’t just for kids: The Simpsons started a prime-time wave of adult cartoons not seen since The Flintstones sent up The Honeymooners. And those old Looney Tunes faves? They were played before movies in the theatres of the 30s and 40s – smart political commentary made for adults.

But I doubt that even Matt Groening would have Charlie, buxom blond animated star of "Hollywood Whores," "Behind the Porn," and "The Matrixxx," in mind when the term “adult cartoon” gets used at the dinner table.

Cartoon69.com contains some hentai and other adult anime, scads of it, in fact, though you might spend some time searching for what you really want in this clearinghouse portal site for animated smut. But the really scrumptious treats here are homegrown.

Toon Vision will bring you to Charlie, “the world’s first animated porn star.” Filled with bad celebrity impersonations (the one of Christopher Walken in “Behind the Porn” is particularly priceless), choose-your-own-adventure style sex scenes, and jokes that would offend Andrew Dice Clay, this cartoon offers 60 episodes parodying pop culture, including the latest episode, “Black Eye for the Queer Guy.”

On the same page, you can access Poony Toons, an intensely strange offering filled with weird violence and sexual humor. Not a terrific turn-on – more of an even more deranged Beavis and Butthead – with some nasty sex as an afterthought.

Holio University is an interactive game that leads you through a university campus, fucking as you go. This is for folks who want more to do with their hands while looking at their porn.

The Nasty XXX Hentai feed leads me to all kinds of fun – some of it non-Hentai – including DirtyPictureShow’s “Reckoning,” a dark and stylish flash cartoon starring a latex-clad SM superhero in stilettos, with a Julie Strain-esque voice to match, who takes revenge on bad, bad men. In the Hentai department, though, there are plenty of videos, flash cartoons, and pictures for your downloading pleasure. You can even find 3D Hentai here – ah, will the wonders of technology never cease!

Point is, there’s a lot gathered here. It might not be enough for the discerning hentai consumer, but then, it doesn’t advertise as such – it’s really a clearinghouse for all the animated sexiness, silliness, and interactive hijinks you might want to sample. And if all that isn’t enough, who could resist the hilarious Lucy LaStique, whose description let me know once and for all that adult cartoons ain’t what they used to be: “Follow the sexy, surreal adventures of Lucy, emerald-tressed babe of the future and her sidekick Todger, a 3 foot tall sentient phallus!”

I’m sold.