Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 As my dear grandmother used to tell me, there is fun sadism, and then there's just sadism. Captain Stabbin' is a fine example of the latter. The captain and his mates take a different hottie out on the SS Stabbin' each week for a little Gulf cruise. Then some warm-up blowjobs ensue (involving the Captain himself, a rather repulsive older guy with his teeth too far apart), followed by the promised "first-time anal" from the first mate, Pounder (though some of the girls admit that it's not their first time).
 The reactions, at least from the videos I watched, are pretty universal: the girl lies there in one uncomfortable position or another, shuts her eyes tight, grits her teeth, and turns an attractive shade of red. At some point during the shooting, the dork behind the camera inevitably pans up to the girl's face, says, "Show us that pretty smile," and she produces a sickly, pleading grin. "You like that, huh?" he says. "Yeah," she moans pathetically.
What is the appeal of this? Unclear. Perhaps it is intended to fit in with the cruelty-porn style loosely lifted from the original reality site, Bangbus: at the end of each episode, they invite her to take a swim in the ocean just off the boat, throw her a life preserver, and speed off without her.  But even the fuck-her-and-dump-her theme isn't done quite to par: the execution is half-hearted, the girl in the water clearly acting as she shouts out her obscenities. What is supposed to be edgy just comes off as painful, in more ways than one. And then of course there's the issue of the Captain, who goes around naked except for his white cap, socks and sneakers. Now that's sadistic.
There are thousands of places to indulge an anal sex fetish; in some cases, the girls even enjoy it. Unless you're into girls in the not-fun kind of pain, go elsewhere.
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