Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
Do you believe in love at first sight? You’d have to commit money to seeing more and more of the same girl each month. They have a word for that…oh yeah, it’s called marriage! Only here you can break your commitment with Christy and she won’t take your house and car.
So you’re here, you paid. What’s Christy gonna do for you? She’ll take her clothes off. Again and again. Right up to the point where you wished there were some variety, then BAM, you run into the all-girl orgy. Bust out the double-ended dongs! As long as you don’t need to see a guy anywhere in your porn to enjoy it, run amok with Christy and her gal pals.
With no guys to speak of, out come the dildos and strap-ons in all shapes, sizes and colors. Sometimes you have to wonder if just snagging a guy would be cheaper than purchasing this assortment of implements, but as soon as you see four titties bouncing around as these women fuck the hell out of each other, you start to forget all about…er, what was I talking about?
Still, these elements of the video section are the beacons of the site, as they really show these girls loving every inch of each other, visually and aurally. The still-image galleries mostly comprise Christy taking her clothes off in a number of settings, but they’re largely the same regardless of the environment. Breaks from the norm include painty hand prints in naughty places and watching Christy shave everything from the waist down, but that’s about it. Thus, if you’re into Christy and her ample knockers, dig in. If you’re the kind of guy who needs to see more than one girl in a night, head to the other stuff this membership earns you.
Buying into BustyChristy.com gets you a BrainPass, which opens up access to scores of sites, ranging from amateurs to pros like Shelby Bell and Peter North. There’s some fetish here, too, including squirters, Latinas, girl gang-bangs and black women. Site format and layout are all similar, so it’s hard to get lost once you’re there.
Christy’s “other” content includes live chats and cams, bonus sites and external features, and her “diary.” It’s kind of expected that dialogue and written stuff on a porn site should be cheesy, but at least get a spellchecker for your diary, babe! The diary serves to make you think Christy is this phenomenal slut who bangs a new chick literally every day. But, forget bad writing and awkward dialogue; we’re here for the videos, right?!
There’s not a ton of stuff here yet (what’s here you can download and keep, though), but the site is clearly growing, and there’s enough to keep you busy for a few lonely nights at least. Whether you stick around longer depends on A) your level of infatuation with Christy, and/or B) whether you like what you can get at the other BrainPass sites. You’re bound to find something you’ll like. Whether you come back for more is up to you.
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