Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Remember those “Calgon, take me away” commercials? Some MILF (or maybe she just happened to be “mature”) comes home after a long day of doing whatever stressful activity it is that she’s been doing, and needs to lock herself away from society, her needy husband and annoying kids, inside a bathroom with a tub full of Sodium Hexametaphosphate. Now, should you drown that stuck-up, self-satisfying broad and replace her with some stacked and sumptuous porn chicks blowing bubbles and some extra-appreciative dudes, you’ll get something pretty much resembling BubblyMassage.com.
 Revolving entirely around the simple premise of guys getting rubbed, tugged and ridden in bathtubs and on soap-sodden inflatable mattresses by a bucketful of babes living in the same house that doubles as an exclusive, secret password-requiring massage parlor with a body-showering gimmick, this one overflows with originality—albeit, a somewhat small splash of overall content. As part of the larger Original Hardcore Members Lounge, Victoria Sin, Rachel Roxxx, Riley Evans, Ana Nova, Angelina Valentine, Holly West, Mia Smiles, Marsha Lord and Mikayla (as of this writing) all take turns captaining this ship built on similarly presented streaming video segments and generously sized, high-resolution, thumbnailed picture albums.
 As each of the ladies takes her turn servicing one of the establishment’s many male clients, members can view all of the sudsy action through 10 individual Window Media Player-formatted clips, or watch each scene in its entirety through the highly responsive and convenient Flash format. Buffering quickly and playing cleanly with no complaints, you’ll follow each excited-with-good-reason visitor from his arrival to his release. In between, you’ll witness the ancient art of rubbing luscious, swollen, soapy breasts over sore-muscled backs, followed by an alternating array of pecker-pulling, nut-juggling, foot-flicking, taint-tickling styles of stimulation. Eager and enthusiastic oral extras give way to bouncy, non-penetrating cowgirl wiener-grinding exhibitions—which apparently have the affect of getting everyone involved all up in a lather—that ultimately culminate in lots of dispensed squirts of personal, protein-enriched liquid hand soap.
 While BubblyMassage.com washes its way towards an arousing experience that you may or may not be able to experience in the real world of strictly legitimate, no-frills massage endeavors, you won’t likely mind bending over in this shower or taking a long soak in it by itself. However, for those quickly bored with wham, bam, slam-my-ham quickies, bonus access includes membership to such larger ass-leaning and interracial presentations as: WhiteBootyBang.com, PhatBootyBang.com, PhatBlackBoobs.com, AssQuakes.com and CumOnMyGirlFriend.com.
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