Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 You know you’ve caught yourself with a hand down your pants while watching critically acclaimed Ugly Betty, haven’t you? And no, I’m not talking about that scene where Salma Hayek took off her top and her sweet honeydews almost popped out of that black bra in that elevator. Nor am I confessing to wanting to bang brace-faced, zaftig Betty myself and just transferring the blame on to you; I don’t even watch that show. Well, my easily aroused friend, I think I’ve found something else that might help you squirt some ink out of that trigger-happy shween of yours. BrickHouseBetty.net is another contribution to the always-growing adult cartoon genre. With her bigger-than-big bazooms and thick yellow bush, this Betty is a bona-fide buck-naked and busty babe who loves big beefy boners and the drawn boys they’re attached to.
 With a cult following rivaling that of many real (and plastic surgery enhanced) adult entertainers, this gal can suck and fuck all day long without having to retouch her makeup or break for lunch. With a collection of original comic strips and animated clips, our heroine can be found on her knees fellating the likes of Tarzan and Frankenstein, while still having the stamina to ride a muscular stud's horse-cock in a silent film tribute, and swap labia laps with the animated twin of porn-starlet Stormy Daniels in the “Story Bangs Betty” short. Voiced by Stormy herself, the clip is pretty entertaining the first few times you and your co-workers crowd around your laptop to watch it.
 Other sections include the adventures of Jessica Rabbit-looking “Britney Dreams,” who besides appearing in some interesting interactive scenes that you have complete control over, poses in a group of high-quality pin-up shots that you can trade with your friends. A vintage comic parody of Popeye that proves that his arms aren’t the only things that swell up after some spinach, is also on display while the first known adult cartoon, 1924’s Buried Treasure, stars the erectile malfunctions of Eveready Harton and streams nicely in all its retouched black and whiteness.
 A large collection of links that lead to other adult cartoon, Anime, Manga, and humor sites is conveniently located on the main page, as are a few other episodic IPod/PSP-formatted scenes. Various exclusive wallpapers, screensavers, puzzles and high-resolution pics of Betty and the gang are available to paying members. Betty T-Shirts, coffee cups and other big titty-bearing tchochtkes are also for sale.
 The enigmatic “Sven” and “Angus” have created an originally humorous and erotically entertaining character in Betty and the horny inhabitants of BrickHouseBetty.net. Based on the popularity of adult cartoon and animation sites these days, it wouldn’t be surprising to find our new friend Betty giving Mickey Mouse a blumpkin and using SpongeBob as improvised protection someday real soon.
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