Site: www.brazzerspass.com Cost: 2-day trial: $2.95, 1 Month: $24.95, 3 Months: $49.95 Genres:: Anal, Anthology, Big Butts, Big Tits, Blowjobs, Compilation, Cumshots, Interracial, MILF, Porn-star, Various Condoms: No One-line summary: A big butts and boobies compilation you won’t want to rampage through like a bull in a vagina shop. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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You find yourself standing naked from the waist down in nothing but dishwashing gloves and a Green Lantern T-shirt. Your inner thighs are slathered in Crisco which beads up each time you try to wash it off, and you feel a metronome-throbbing in your testicles that’s worse than the worst case of blue balls you can ever remember having even though you’re not completely sure you’ve ever experienced an actual blue-balls episode because someone ripped that chapter out of that oversized medical textbook you bought at Borders because Barnes and Nobles was closed for renovations. Then you realize that this isn’t your apartment and someone has just slipped a key into the lock of the front door…

BrazzersPass.com is a busty and hallucination-free multi-site compilation committed to bringing you the biggest of butts and boobies. It’s the kind of online experience you’ll want to leisurely savor over the course of your membership rather than rampaging through like a bull in a vagina shop. Featuring a multi-faceted network of content from sites like BabyGotBoobs.com, BigWetButts.com, JizzOnMyJuggs.com, MommyGotBoobs.com, RacksAndBlacks.com and SexProAdventures.com, it’s likely that you won’t need to invest the next few weeks searching for something to spank it to.

Easily self-explanatory to those who’ve embarked on prior porn journeys of this magnitude, the sites are all interlinked by the porn stars appearing on them. Huge high-quality photo galleries, mixed-quality screencap collections, one-minute preview clips and variously sized streaming/downloadable Windows Media and QuickTime-formatted videos, are all uniformly labeled and ready to be fondled. Alphabetically categorized, it’s really only a question of who you’d like to unzip to, as this overwhelming number of pages attempt to contain many a popular and underappreciated bra-busting/curvy babes like Ariana Jollee, Austin Kincaid, Carmella Bing, Eva Angelina, Flower, Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Sophie Dee, Sophia, Tory Lane, Trina Michaels—would you really rather continue reading a list instead of seeing all of these udderly sex-soaked stars for yourself?

Except for having to wait the typical few seconds/minutes for some scenes to buffer/download, it’s nice to see that a site this large is glitch-free and that everything works the way you hoped it would. As an amalgamation of traditional genres, styles and niches, there’s definitely enough diversity here for you to explore. As a member, you’re also entitled to investigate each contributing site by itself, besides “bonus” material that includes other specialty sites, feeds and cams. Even if you wake up tomorrow not knowing whose house you’re standing half-naked in and how your nuts came to feel like someone used them for a speed bag, you can be content in the knowledge that an online destination like BrazzersPass.com is waiting and willing to be milked of all its wholesome Grade-A content.