Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 “See them, feel them, touch them, fuck them,” goes the promise on the front page of Boobizon.com, and I’m sure that Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey are prematurely spinning in their nonexistent graves. The Who notwithstanding, Boobizon has a plethora of feeds dealing with those fatty globes of lusciousness we all love so much: boobs.
 Boobs. The word just has such a fun feel to it. And to add to the fun, Boobizon.com makes sure to use it as much as possible. The photo page lists galleries full of boobs of all descriptions: Huge Boobs, Small Boobs, Hardcore Boobs, Fetish Boobs, and Lesbian Boobs (this last offers the bon mot, “Double the boobage = double the fun!”). Naturally (well, sometimes), there are also Titfucking Photos, Cum on Tits Photos, Nipples Photos, and the ever-popular Retro-Boobs Photos.
 Now keep in mind that it’s rather a simple task to collect a bunch of porn photography and lump it into the category of Boobs. After all, the boobies are just a teaser for the hardcore stuff in most porn, right? You’d be hard-pressed to find straight porn without boobs. But the subcategorization is a nice touch, and it’s especially nice to see some “big beautiful women” in there, lots of natural breasts, lots of smaller breasts, and some lactating breasts.
The video feeds are, as usual, a toss-up. These are also nicely categorized for the boob aficionado, and have little descriptions next to each feed: “Porn Stars: Professional ladies with professional tits filled with professional silicone getting stuffed with professional cock!” And its antithesis: “Boobalicious babes with big artificial-free, no preservatives, natural tits!” Big and small are here too, as well as older tits, flashers, and the ever-popular Before They Were Porn Stars.
 Many of these feeds won’t work on a Mac, of course, but having reviewed a lot of portal sites at this point, I can say with confidence that they’ll work on and off on Windows machines, and maybe some clever Mac users can get them to work, too. I’ve little doubt the content is of the usual variety and quality: that is, seen it a hundred times elsewhere, can’t download, only stream.
The site also offers live shows and live boobs (the girls are sorted according to their breastular dimensions); an apparently original feed called Joe’s Exploits, in which the eponymous Joe goes out and seeks the perfect pair; and Booby Call, a chat service. Yes, it’s a portal site, but for you boob-hounds, it’s a great destination – and it’s only $7.65/month, with no tricky higher-rate auto-renewing.
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