Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 BlowjobHotties
is, you guessed it, yet another megasite. The opening page is choice-riddled,
with no real preferred direction. As with all the sites from this
provider, it features Webmaster’s Choice (usually outside
of the specific purview of the site) and Top Feeds, which feature
a cornucopia of potential stroke material, not necessarily related
to the blowjobs in question. And the supposedly targeted material
is organized in a toolbar at the top of the page: Photos, Videos,
Live Feeds, and so forth. I know the drill by now, so I go straight
to movies to see what they’ve got.
 Alas,
these megasites, in the same camp as dirtysweetteens.com
and pussystretchers.com,
are plagued by more than their unmanageable size – they are
plagued by repetition, as well. What do I see when I enter the photo
feeds but Hot Sticky Loads, a gallery collection dedicated to facial
cumshots? And Glory Hole in the video section – where women
suck anonymous dicks through a hole in the wall in the back of a
porno shop? Where have I seen these feeds before? Oh yeah –
hotstickyloads.com,
another of their sites.
 It’s
a good thing all of these sites come in a package, especially at
the price. You could get stuck in just one of them for days at a
time, it’s true. But you’d have to, almost, before you
could find the specific thing you wanted. Whether it’s movies
that freeze in mid-stream, pixilated video clips that are two by
one and a half inches and have no sound, photos that are clearly
and theatrically posed (if attractive), feeds that simply don’t
work or ask you for more money, or pages that take three intermediate
pages just to get to, these sites are full of pitfalls keeping you
from your juicy destination. It’s like hotel room porn where
all the good stuff is cut out. To paraphrase Bill Hicks: where are
the blowjob hotties?!
There are good things here, if you have patience, just as with
the other sites in this group. Glory Hole is awfully charming, what
with the naughty anonymity of it, not to mention the fractured English
of the title that appears atop your browser: “Where you can
stick your dick in hole and finally get sucked off.” Finally!
Whew! I can’t tell you how long I’ve been waiting for
that!
 The
feed entitled “Cock Suckers” has some good content,
particularly if you’re into gagging blowjobs. Fully Clothed
Facials and Cumshots is a sexy find on the “Money Shots”
feed, which offers full length movies. Girls suck and get fucked
with all of their clothes on, including evening wear, schoolgirlish
outfits, and wedding gowns. In one almost artsy shot, we see a woman
sucking cock while standing in a pool, her flowing black cocktail
dress floating ethereally around her.
But there’s no way of knowing which movies will be there
tomorrow, or whether they’ll run on your browser. Or whether
you may have seen them before, elsewhere – these sites produce
little to no original content.
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