Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
This is porn at its best - no real plot, bad dialogue and hot girls who can't act but have an insatiable craving for the "big sausage."
It starts out almost like a reality show. Pizza delivery guy goes to the customer's house, the camera capturing bits of info here and there. It varies from situation to situation, but ranges from corny and idiotic to outright hilarious.
The guys show up at the house, ring the bell, and nothing but top-shelf honeys answer the door. The bad acting ensues, and before long, she opens her pizza box to find her pie has more meat than she ordered - maybe more than she can handle!
From here, we jump right into some oral cock-gobbling goodness, sometimes moving to him eating her out in all its close-up, "thank-you-cameraman" glory. Next comes the straight up fucking. Her on top, him on top, facing each other, facing away; it's all good, and it's all well-remembered by the video recorder.
There are moments that will make you laugh ("tasty, isn't it?"), but the only things that may make you cry is how hot these girls are, how many of them they are, how willing they seem to be and that none of them order pizza from YOU!
There are dozens of different women featured on the site along with a bevy of different drivers delivering the goods to the ladies' doors. There are already over 50 great videos available on the site in one-minute clips or longer lasting several minutes apiece. Downloads are pretty quick and low or high resolution versions are available.
I only have two complaints about this site. One, some of the hi-res clips are improperly linked and deliver the low-res version whether you wanted hi or low. Two, downloading the videos doesn't guarantee you'll be able to watch them whenever you want. Trying to open one you've downloaded prompts you to re-submit your password info for the site, so if you're offline, your membership expired or the site is down, you may be out of luck.
There are external links on BigSausagePizza.com to several other sites, like Girls Hunting Girls, Teen Hitchhikers, Nude Beach House, MILF Cruiser and 2 Chicks 1 Dick. Your login for BigSausagePizza.com should work for these sites, too, increasing the bang for your buck. They all have the same layout and organization, and they produce quality goods. If you like one, odds are you'll like them all.
My advice? Don't waste any more time reading this. Get over to BigSausagePizza.com. It's funny, it's hot and you can't ruin it by sticking the pages together!
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