Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 Remember the old Jell-O commercials? “See it jiggle! Watch it
wiggle!” That’s the basic premise behind this amateur
site: goodbye silicone queens, hello big, beautiful, natural titties.
Each week, two guys go out and find “just about any piece of
ass [they] see with big tits,” bring her back to their sterile-looking
lair, have her strip, suck, and screw, and culminate with Mike the
Wonder Schlong coming all over the wobbling objects of desire. The
results are rather mixed.
If
you like your porn repetitive and predictable, then this site’s
for you. The problem I have is that the excitement of any given
session depends entirely on the personality of the woman.
 Sheridan and Alaura, for example, look like they’d rather
be waxing floors. Blank looks, lots of glances at the camera to
see if they’re doing it right, and lots of silence, punctuated
mostly by the idiotic remarks of the cameraman (“Look at those
big pillows up there!”) and the occasional goofy looks from
Mike toward the camera (“Dude, high five!”). Oddly,
too, the cameraman seems just as obsessed with the sight of Mike’s
balls slapping against the model’s ass (if not more so; some
latent fantasies here?) as with the model’s breasts. I was
ready to give up on getting turned on at all, until I found Missie.
Missie,
ah, little one, you give me hope. This one likes everything, is
cute as a drawer full of buttons, and comes at least four times,
blushing fetchingly over her neck and chest. And so I searched further.
Some other girls, like Raven, really enjoy themselves as well. The
major problem is finding them—there is zero commentary describing
what each encounter is like.
 This
site has a simple layout, but serious navigational problems, which
make enjoying what there is to enjoy a frustrating experience. The
thumbnails in the galleries have to be enlarged one by one; there
are no navigation arrows or slideshow options to see all of the
large pictures in sequence. Each full session is broken down into
three movies, which are then split into one-minute segments. This
is good for streaming purposes, but once a movie is over, finding
the next one is positively deflating. When I watched Raven’s
selections, for example, I had to click on her icon from the main
page, choose the first movie, and load each individual micro-movie
one at a time. THEN when I wanted to go to part two of the movie,
I had to go back to the main page, find Raven’s icon again,
go to her page, then choose her second movie and start the process
over.
I can’t imagine the agony of this if I had one hand occupied.
In short, this is a fine basic site for people who are really into
them jigglin’ titties. But don’t be surprised if you
find your brain jigglin' from the effort.
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