Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
There
is a major disconnect between what www.BasementVideos.com advertises
and what they actually offer. It is billed as an amateur site, but
is really more of a “classic” porn site. I expect an amateur site
to give me video of girls that look just like the ones I pass on
the street every day. These girls look a lot like the ones I passed
on the street in 1987, complete with poofy lacquered bangs and legwarmers.
If that’s what you’re into, fine. But not when you expect a modern
amateur site.
The
age of the videos they’ve dredged out of the basement means, if
you haven’t guessed already, that there is little or no original
video content on this site. The picture galleries are a different
story. I haven’t seen most of the photo shoots before, and a few
of them even seem like real amateurs. The quality of the photos
is also much crisper than most of the video, which was shot before
the advent of digital photography.
The best feature of this whole site, in my opinion, is the description
of the video clips. The creators seem to realize that their product
is second-rate. I mean, how else do you wind up with descriptions
like this?
“Naughty
school girl in knee-highs finds out why you never talk to strangers.
They always end up stripping you down, eating you out, plowing your
pussy, and never delivering the goods. At least that's been my experience.
Special note: Come on man, you're in a porno, you have to have a
money shot."
There are dozens of similar funny and apologetic descriptions,
as well as many clips without any description at all. A sense of
humor can only make up for so much, though. I was left with a clear
sense of disappointment and deception.
Without
the bait and switch, I would have given this site a much higher
rating. There is, after all, a healthy market for surplus eighties
porn. If that was what you expected, this would be a fairly run-of-the-mill
outlet, and the video quality would be suitable. If you paid into
this site expecting typical amateur content, though, you’d be furious.
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